Ten reasons why the week off is good

rogdochar

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Probably three. I'm working up to my Henny Youngman routine.

Back in 1968 I was flying back to dental school in Memphis. The plane landed in about 2 smaller cities before ending in Memphis. So I was deeply entranced in reading a book, interrupted first by passengers deplaning followed by passengers getting on the plane. That activity caused me to look up. Lo & behold coming toward me was Henny Youngman; it immediately dawned on me that this had to be Menphis, the only stop big enough for Youngman to perform in. Knee-jerk style, I bolted up. I startled Youngman & immediately said "Take my seat, please." I got to the exit just as they were about to close up.
 

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Back in 1968 I was flying back to dental school in Memphis. The plane landed in about 2 smaller cities before ending in Memphis. So I was deeply entranced in reading a book, interrupted first by passengers deplaning followed by passengers getting on the plane. That activity caused me to look up. Lo & behold coming toward me was Henny Youngman; it immediately dawned on me that this had to be Menphis, the only stop big enough for Youngman to perform in. Knee-jerk style, I bolted up. I startled Youngman & immediately said "Take my seat, please." I got to the exit just as they were about to close up.

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Back in 1968 I was flying back to dental school in Memphis. The plane landed in about 2 smaller cities before ending in Memphis. So I was deeply entranced in reading a book, interrupted first by passengers deplaning followed by passengers getting on the plane. That activity caused me to look up. Lo & behold coming toward me was Henny Youngman; it immediately dawned on me that this had to be Menphis, the only stop big enough for Youngman to perform in. Knee-jerk style, I bolted up. I startled Youngman & immediately said "Take my seat, please." I got to the exit just as they were about to close up.

 

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We get to watch Pedo U beat Booger U...

Oh wait, ....Booger U ain't that good and we....:headslap:

NM, They lost :bananadance2:
 

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I didn't have to hurry through my round yesterday morning in order to be done by 12 to watch our shytty offense. Playing in Myrtle Beach at the Legends resort BTW. Highly recommend it.
 

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The thought of waxing a garbage can...smh. I'd rather throw it away and get a new one.
 

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