The Coaching Search Thread

[oxrageous]

My sources still say Kelly is the hire

Oh yeah? Well my genitals are larger than yours.

 

[Slevin]

Oh yeah? Well my genitals are larger than yours.

 

[-THE DUDE-]

Oh yeah? Well my genitals are larger than yours.

K...

 

[NavetG8r]

Really ... LB coach?

She can teach me how to tackle. Rooby rooby roo!

 

[Mim Jacelwain]

It's Kelly

 

[t-gator]

She can teach me how to tackle. Rooby rooby roo!

Glad to see you're back in the saddle. I don't care if your choice of woman is a cartoon character. I'm happy for you.

 

[oxrageous]

It's Kelly

It's this kind of in-depth posting from our n00bs that has me really excited. Simply an outstanding post.

 

[Egor's Assistant]

It's this kind of in-depth posting from our n00bs that has me really excited. Simply an outstanding post.

Take it easy there OX, you've been practically begging for n00bs to post. Put your hefty genitals back in their satchel. The Dude says he has a source and the n00b is buying it. What's the Sportsbook say?

 

[DeltaGlamma]

bunch of crap

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Gatorchatter is #fakenews

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Put your hefty genitals back in their satchel.

No, no, no. Hefty genitals? Ox = bull with no balls.

(Sometimes he overcompensates)

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Gatorchatter is #fakenews

This was ever in doubt?

 

[rogdochar]

So much advantage to announcing Kelly as UF's HC at least 1 week after Mac was fired. = 1 week ago i.e. let the recruiting excitement begin -- oh??? Bet no announcement comes before the target caoches finish their teams' playing season.

 

[MidwestChomp]

Update from my source...

He talked to another ex-UT (Texas) player who is friends with Trey Burton. Burton said that a member of the UF Athletic Dept (assistant AD maybe) called him asking for feedback on Chip Kelly (who he played for). Burton fully endorsed Kelly and said Florida should hire him...

Just so you know... my source is a close personal friend who works in sports media here in Austin and works closely with many ex Longhorn players. I trust that he is telling me what he has heard and not making stuff up.

@Slevin

 

[Swamp Donkey]

But Burton was also in love with Daz. Not sure how much his recommendation means.

 

[L-boy]

But Burton was also in love with Daz. Not sure how much his recommendation means.

 

[alcoholica]

Read between the lines.

 

[t-gator]

Here's the beauty of it. We get Kelly so frost goes to Nebraska. Not a threat to anybody.Norvell goes to arky and Tennessee is looking for a coordinator or a retread. There's not gonna be any good options for em.

 

[Mim Jacelwain]

An old Indian Chief once told me... He who brags about genital size , usually has lack their of. How's that Ox?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I can't believe I'm saying this but it's REALLY confusing to have three Chip Kelly threads going at once.