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Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by oxrageous, Aug 19, 2016.
Told a few of us Monday morning after comtemplating about it over the weekend.
For the new Barbershop program:
10/2/17 dubster1: closing time at the barbershop.. robin was in rare form and there was plenty discussion about the tragedty shoptalk highlights#10). goon believes byron hates old people robin called him prickly #9). robin states his wife is a habitual liar daquan was seen in the neighborhood ..#8). trux would like urg to start working...#7).bugs reported that sexy 6 hobbies are reading....gatorsports...and watching other wimmens titties....#5).tag reminded us all if your still kneeling before games then your still a son-of -biitch.....#4).sluggo stopped by and is selling a frequently used platinum butt plug if anyone is interested pm him...#3). the mexican stopped by nude and confirmed everyones suspicions that he indeed is a eunich with a colonsophy bag...#2 cooter is selling his overused sex toys his personal favorite the chicken head is very worn but he's offering free months supply of astroglide to the purchaser....#1)..after the tragedy in vegas ferg has decided to buy more ammo for his weapons. ferg also informed the entire shop that he has been chosen as spokesperson for suppository midol its a new product. it relieves cramps, and stems vaginal bleeding. we will reopen tomorrow.
Can you explain #7 bugs???
10/3/2017 dubster1: barbershop is closed. i was a little late opening this morning pressing matters of state govt. before i could open the door spicer was screaming and yelling that mamba has beaten the dopemans ass. shop talk top 10.....#10). matlock has become obsessed with placing a ticker at the bottom of the chatbox the mexican wants him to stfu....#9).ron thinks mamba is paying matlock to let him watch him at urinals....#8)..pc gator has joined bubbles in his doctrine of not trusting people who dont put meat in their mouths.....#7)janice refuses to meet with spicer even though they live in the same city,janice thinks its weird....#6)..assman thinks hoffa swings on the dopemans nutz and has issues with his colonosophy bag, he will change out and use a ziploc ....#5..robin recommended a co -worker to try being a stripper she could start on his pole first......#4)...blackfoot thinks everytime spicer opens his mouth or types something he lying....#3). assman thinks five 0 is 1 of 4 good white cops in america .....#2)spicer recapped the fight between dopeman and mamba and its clear that the dopeman got knocked the fck out.......#1). swamp donkey exited the unisex bathroom singing the praises and beaming with pride holding his crotch. stating he's half black..hugh who was reading jet magazine stated donks lower half must not work then. daquan will visit mrses donk this evening his works.... we will open tomorrow.
10/5/2017 dubster1: shops closed....#10)gun debate between sas and the mexican it didnt get resolved but the mexican did tell sas he could leave the country.....#9). sas took the day off to make sqautch sauce, bubbles was notified and he will pilot the red eye flight to get a case of it....#8).slick daughter is visiting from tennessee this weekend he will be checking her teeth( there are some task that teeth are not all that useful just saying.....)....#7).urg loves and misses sexy 6.....#6)byron spent most of the day peddling fart pills 2 for $20.00 their designed to mask your fart to smell like roses. sexy 6 is not interested and byron stated he buries his face in girls asses and doesnt mind the schit particles when a girl farts.....#5) assman admitted to liking girls of color in a stunning revelation his wife refuses to leave him knowing he would like to stick some mocha...#4).hoffa agreed with sas, and detroit and slick agreed on subjects. dogs and cats living together truly the end of days....#3). al lost 700.00 dollars worth of gear when his kayak overturned some asian lady at a massage parlor wont pay her rent this month....#2) sexy 6 spent the entire afternoon pacing outside the shop waiting to kick hugh in his nuts. she also warned all of us that she would kick us in our nuts as well.....#1). i wasnt hear to see it but mamba ran into the shop laughing and pumping his fist. mamba stated that the mexican stripped spicer butt nekked and put a boot in his ass for running his mouth. mamba stated the mexican restored the modship to spicer after removing his horns from his ass. spicer disagrees with mambas version. we will return tomorrow
10/6/2017 dubster1: shops closed. we opened up to the jack off hour hosted by ron&and hugh...#10). slick got the same horns up his ass that spicer got yesterday for posting wimmins...#9). the mexican allowed ron to show a mini porn movie afterwards commenting he is not a fan of concentration camp wimmens cause of his equiptment.....#8). hoffa is punching his one way ticket to hell by slamming the door on jehovah witness ole ladies....#7).byron came in and informed the entire shop that sas is a janitor by trade that wears steel toe boots.....#6).ron states he saw spicer with a bib around his neck with whip cream shouting dic is dessert...#5).postmaster seems to be amazed that he learned that there is a 19inch dic out there. mamba has seen bigger time & time again....#4)..hugh has made sexy 6"the list" after the all wimmens politics the same remarks...#3)..robin is teaching his kids to jump up and down on rainbow tubes..#2)...sexy 6 has stolen her hubby steel toe boots that he uses at work and is stalking members of the barbershop to penalty kick them in the nuts...i got my cup on do you have yours?.....#1). sas has made a batch of squatch jizsim.....errr..sauce for 60 wings and will trying it out at the tailgate those of you attending let us know how it went... send up prayers for the ca family..see yall monday and go gators
mamba already knows, and I didn't know aka was my post man. Why's he been peeking in my windows
10/9/2017 dubster1: shops closed...#10). assman thinks the mexican is ferg jr.....#9).i was warned today not to look at sexy 6 because black dudes watching white wimmens is creepy......#8)not sure what postmaster meant by this but he states he loves his dicks..#7) ..hoffa takes cold showers for shrinkage.....#6). hugh got caught today at work posting bunny porn...#5). the mexican and his budweiser friends were drunk and doing roofing work for the postmaster....#4) goon fustrated with mac wants to hire mark richt as our new coach..#3).the postmaster will soon be kicked in his balls for his left wing comments....#2).assman wishes daffys father had wore a condom the night he went up in daffys mother ....#1). blackfeet report the wings that sas made using his "special squatch sauce" were very tasty and hit the back of his throat.. sexy 6 chimed in and stated she has been enjoying it every since they have been married.. we will reopen tomorrow
Dubs likes the number 7... 10/10/2017 dubster1: shops closed......10). bugs wants to attend a basketball game with daffy. daffy is excited and will put hands down bugs pants to play with his balls.....#9) blackfeets has named his nuts les & butch no championship sperm is being made.....#8). assman is reporting that robin is liquiored up on the job while supervising those future delinquents...#7). daffy has started the ignore the black dude for and hour during the day....#7) urg stated that AL enjoys the company of young thai boys.....#6)carib states that jay26 & ca come together online doing bible study while daquan pounds their wives....#5)..goon told everyone in the shop that his girlfriend can suck chrome off pipes, that kind of suction could leave a bell head purple and sensative....#4). daffy spent the entire day beating off and taking naps...#3) goon states that james's wife tiffini has hired silky as her new agent and pole dancing is her specialty she needs the money...#2)...byron has a new hobby searching for schit that has left his ass and has entered the toliet. the schit then disappears and hides from him but his ass is still chock full of schit so he knows something came out.....#1). sexy 6 is not sure that the guys that have dics how do they deal with those things swinging all day especially during marathons any of you please help understand this complex issue..goodnight we wil reopen tomorrow....
Sounds like URG must be having some marital problems if he's fantasizing about me being into young thai boys. I ain't into boys URG. Sorry. Not even young thai boys. And especially not old short men. Again, sorry to disappoint you URG. I'm not interested in a romantic relationship with anybody. Not male, female or other. So stop fantasizing. It ain't happening.
10/11/17 dubster1: shops closed.....#10). daffy has discovered himself and molested himself today by touching himself....#9)..bugs is still more excited than ever to meet daffy and his wife....#8) the assman was talking schit, the mexican showed up and placed his horns straight up in assman and gored him punctured is large intestines schit is everywhere. assman wrote himself a script for a&d ointment 3 times a day and tylenol 3 as needed...#7)..carib says the catholic church is evil......#6)...hoffa named urg,sas, and slick as nemesis....#5)...cooter presented racial pics in the shop and he really enjoyed it....#4)..zambo & tag came into the shop and defended trump sen. corker was notified....#3..bugs & carib had bible study...#2) hugh thinks black wimmens give better head than becky(i strongly disagree)....#1) pics of llcool j were shown in the shop. sexy 6 got up and hurried to the unisex bathroom and barricaded herself in the handicapped stall with the rails. she came out 10 minutes later looking deshevled as soon as she made it to the door a picture of scranton was posted she rushed back into the stall. sexy 6 broke the record held by daffy she rubbed 2 off in under 15minute.the panties could not be put back on and was thrown away, there is a do not disturb sign on the door she is in a deep sleep. sas you wont be needed for atleast 4 days. we will reopen tomorrow.
Stanton, dubs....not Scranton. Not sure a picture of Scranton would excite me quite the same as Giancarlo Stanton
10/12/17 dubster1: shops closed......#10).sluggo beats off regularly and has good info on porn sites if anyone interested.......#9)..hoffa states that iowa is bombfuc bugs considered this an insult.....#8).82bag showed up with the best trump gifs, sexy 6 was not impressed....#7)...some posters are concerned about hoffas response time. hoffas answer to this is he is being entertained by fox news....#6).assman caught wood and wants to shave my ass( sounds like some sort of sic ritual i think)...#5)sas thinks that sexy 6 is more man than spicer and should be a mod....#4)..sas discovered that sexy 6 was spending time on the internet with strange men and giving the mexican money(being pimped)...#3)...bugs wants babs to dress up for halloween with a alien coming from her stomach..babs has not been notified....#2) my quick thinking and timely responses pretty sure saved sexy 6 & sas's marriage. sas had already retained legal counsel but i able to persuade them to work it out. i will call you later sexy 6.....#1) not sure if i understand this but ron has a 28 yr old thats in heat and he is ignoring her, choosing to have his dic in dry dock until his divorce is settled. spicer and slick has openly question his manhood. slick says dont say no be busy saying yes...we will reopen tomorrow
You're the one that talks about ladyboys in the chatterbox, all I did was relay the message
"I" don't talk about ladyboys at all, unless someone else asks about them. So if I was talking about them in the chatbox, it was because someone else was curious, and I was just telling them what the guys on YouTube say in the videos I watch about Thailand in general. They get a lot of questions about ladyboys for some crazy reason, so they do talk about them a lot in their videos. It's not "my" obsession. You need to direct your fantasies towards the ones asking those questions, not me.
Sorry, I won't post about your ladyboy obsession anymore.
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