The New joke thread
- Thread starter deuce
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An old Scotsman lay in his deathbed barely able to talk. He called his best friend close and made him promise to pour his last bottle of 25 year old single malt scotch over the grave after he had been laid to rest. The friend promised to do as requested. The doctor in attendence, having overheard the conversation, asked the friend is that wasn't a waste of fine scotch. The friend replied, "aye, twould be unless I filter it through me kidneys first."
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Nalt
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Try doing it with the upper half of you naked... I'm sure they will recognize the artistic flavor then... You're welcome...
- Feb 15, 2016
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One day a Hell's Angel was riding past a farmhouse that was on fire. He saw a woman and her four kids in a second floor window. Not hesitating, he ran into the buning building and rescued all five. While he was recovering sitting on his Harley, he heard the voice of God. The Almighty said he had watched the whole episode and wanted to reward the gang member with an answered prayer request. The biker said he didn't even need to think about it, he wanted a highway from LA to Honolulu so he could ride his bike to Hawai'i. The LORD replied that creating such a road would be an enormous task even for Him and the effects on the envirnoment would take a heavenly host to manage; could the biker think of another request. The biker replied he would really like to understand how women think and how to make them happy. God replied, "do you want that highway two lanes or divided?"
