lizardbreath
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- Nov 5, 2016
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Yeah, can you even imagine the reality punch in the face he got? Here he is joining the University of Florida Mighty Gators, thinking life couldn't get much better, texting his friends and family the whole way down. Then he walks through those doors to find a dilapidated coaches lounge, complete with those old aluminum blinds(at least 4 slats bent) and a Pepsi machine with the original logo and 3 total options. He's met by Nuss who gives him the passing intros around the room. Kent sifting through old jazzercise VHS tapes, Nord dozing off during a tense game of pinochle with Shannon, the others sitting on the couch writing "thank you" cards to the families of recruits who'd visited last month, and watching film...well, DVR'd seasons of Shark Week, causing the head coach to excuse himself to the bathroom every fifteen minutes.
He was probably having his agent look for openings by close of business that day.
All the above while singing about "The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare - Soy un perdedor I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me?"