The Philadelphia Phillies Thread

[Durty South Swamp]

The Phils are on to the NLCS and seemingly destined for glory after besting the "best" team in baseball in dominant and overwhelming fashion.

The D-backs are next on the list. Can the Phils dominant combination of hitting, pitching and defense continue? Or will the D-backs redhot hitting streak continue unabated? My gut says the Phils pitching will bring zona back to earth but I'd be lying if I said their offense didnt concern me. Looks like it could be an excellent series, win or lose.

Let's also take a moment of silence for the "better" baseball team, who was left face down in a roadside ditch. Poor bastards.

 

[Detroitgator]

The Phils are on to the NLCS and seemingly destined for glory after besting the "best" team in baseball in dominant and overwhelming fashion.

The D-backs are next on the list. Can the Phils dominant combination of hitting, pitching and defense continue? Or will the D-backs redhot hitting streak continue unabated? My gut says the Phils pitching will bring zona back to earth but I'd be lying if I said their offense didnt concern me. Looks like it could be an excellent series, win or lose.

Let's also take a moment of silence for the "better" baseball team, who was left face down in a roadside ditch. Poor bastards.

In Brooker?

 

[NVGator]

You know who the D-Backs Triple A affiliate is, right?

 

[Durty South Swamp]

You know who the D-Backs Triple A affiliate is, right?

your mom?

 

[AlexDaGator]

@Durty South Swamp

You and @soflagator going to go ahead and start throwing batteries at Santa right now or get a room first and start the celebration by slathering each other with wiz?


Alex.

 

[Fodderwing]

The Phils are on to the NLCS and seemingly destined for glory after besting the "best" team in baseball in dominant and overwhelming fashion.

The D-backs are next on the list. Can the Phils dominant combination of hitting, pitching and defense continue? Or will the D-backs redhot hitting streak continue unabated? My gut says the Phils pitching will bring zona back to earth but I'd be lying if I said their offense didnt concern me. Looks like it could be an excellent series, win or lose.

Let's also take a moment of silence for the "better" baseball team, who was left face down in a roadside ditch. Poor bastards.

We know where Charlie Weis is employed these days.


Phucks a bunch of Phillies. go 'Stros!


Yes, I have resided in Tejas.

 

[soflagator]

@Durty South Swamp

You and @soflagator going to go ahead and start throwing batteries at Santa right now or get a room first and start the celebration by slathering each other with wiz?


Alex.

Yikes. That’s disgusting that you’d even imply that. Batteries at Santa?

 

[MJMGator]

A friggin Phillies thread. Really?

 

[Born2beagator]

Congrats now you are gonna lose

 

[Durty South Swamp]

@Durty South Swamp

You and @soflagator going to go ahead and start throwing batteries at Santa right now or get a room first and start the celebration by slathering each other with wiz?


Alex.

Can't we do both?

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Congrats now you are gonna lose

Why? Bc I started a thread discussing the matchup? I guess if that's enough it explains the braves implosion. Way to go @Zambo

 

[URGatorBait]

I always thought Durty to be a cocksucker.
Now with this thread he's out in the open with it.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

I always thought Durty to be a cocksucker.
Now with this thread he's out in the open with it.

 

[URGatorBait]

Listen mother fucher. I'm not happy and your wife is smokin.
You'll accept my attacks on you with a smile!

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Philadelphia = ****hole

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Philadelphia = ****hole

So's your mom's poop chute, but it didn't stop me and the rest of the boys in here

 

[soflagator]

Philadelphia = ****hole

 

[PastyStoole]

Well, the Diamondbacks closed out their series early against the Dodgers, WHICH MEANS THEY HAVE FIVE DAYS BEFORE THEY FACE THE PHILLIES, just like the Braves! Clearly they are at a disadvantage according to Loyal Gilligan's Island Fan.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

 

[Durty South Swamp]

1 down, 3 to go.

Let's Go!!!!