The storied accomplishments of Doug Nussmeier

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My favorite is that Cleveland is only 1 of 3 true freshmen WR's to record a 100 yd. receiving game. It happened in 2016. 1 catch went for 98 yards. Thank the good lord that NussNuts was the OC, otherwise Tyrie never would have found another reception for those 2+yards.
 

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Man I miss this guy.
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Juggernaut by comparison.
 

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Other Nussmeier accomplishments:
In 2016 Nuss dropped his toast twice and both times it landed butter side up.

When I was 12, to test physics of the Cosmos, I strapped buttered-side-up toast to the back of my cat and tossed her up in the air ... well you get the conundrum.
 

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Does Doug Nussmeier have storied accomplishments?
 

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Don't worry, Saban didn't have better talent than anyone else when Nuss was there and Saban didn't push him out of Bama. Saban always let's coaches accept the same assistant position at another school when he thinks they're great...:popcorn:
 

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If you look at the accomplishments while at UF, most are compared to a very short time window, most of which basically compare him to Muschamp's offenses. AND YET, they STILL have to find obscure stats to make him look good despite comparing him to a coach that essentially hated offense.
 

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If Nuss tanks our shutout streak, I'll personally drive across country wearing an adult diaper like that crazy astronaut chick and burn his toenails off with a blowtorch.
 

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If Nuss tanks our shutout streak, I'll personally drive across country wearing an adult diaper like that crazy astronaut chick and burn his toenails off with a blowtorch.
Would pay to see.

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You can polish a turd all you want, but at the end of the day, It's still a turd.
 

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I guess Nuss will get the Credit for Tyrie Cleveland"s Haily Mary reception to win the Tennessee game as well. And yet, it was actually designed to be an entirely different play by this Offensive Geniousl Designed to set up for a last ditch field goal attempt. I think that was Mac's problem at the post game interview. He was pissed at Frank's for executing the wrong play. Same problem with Malik Davis not taking a knee. Both can be said to pad OC nuss/s statistics. And both can be said to have upset coach Mac.
 

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