Tom and Kim?

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She was an absolute smoke show 20 years ago, holy cow. But shes had a lot of miles and a lot of work done that didnt improve things despite hollywood types feeling otherwise. Shes still fine, and I'd still hit it, but I'd make sure my shots are up to date, and i wouldnt do anything other than hit it. The women in that family are crazy and destroy all the men's lives once they get their hooks in. The only one that got out relatively unscathed is the dude who was only married to her for about 3 months and then bailed.
Yeah. Pete Davidson too. Mainly because he gives zero fvks.
 

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I love pretty women just as much as the next guy but I wouldnt want to be within a block of those lunatics. No thanks.
 

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Two things I'd be concerned about if I were him and he both begin with cock. More diseases than a cock roach and cock blocked from any decent woman from here on. I'm sure he wanted to throw a dagger at the ex as well but c'mon man!
 

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This was emailed to me via sasquash:

Caitlin is the hottest Kardashian
 

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The women in that family are crazy and destroy all the men's lives once they get their hooks in. The only one that got out relatively unscathed is the dude who was only married to her for about 3 months and then bailed.

I say Kourtney is both the best looking and the least crazy, but even she isn’t immune to this family gene. If I remember correctly, Travis Barker had like three small, discreet tattoos when they got married.
 

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I say Kourtney is both the best looking and the least crazy, but even she isn’t immune to this family gene. If I remember correctly, Travis Barker had like three small, discreet tattoos when they got married.
I agree she's the hottest, but she's still crazy as fook. Id actually say she's probably more insane than the other 2.

They are all certified retards so this entire convo is like discussing who wins a special Olympics event :lol:
 

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I agree she's the hottest, but she's still crazy as fook. Id actually say she's probably more insane than the other 2.

They are all certified retards so this entire convo is like discussing who wins a special Olympics event :lol:

The bolded parts are correct. As for the ranking within the family, borderline Amazonian Khloe is the worst. Lamar Odom had a stable, successful basketball career before meeting her. One or two weeks of marriage and he throws it all away, drives himself out to a brothel in the desert and spends four days trying to kill himself with cocaine and AIDS. She by far takes the cake, which is almost always the case with any woman who has that body type.
 

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The bolded parts are correct. As for the ranking within the family, borderline Amazonian Khloe is the worst. Lamar Odom had a stable, successful basketball career before meeting her. One or two weeks of marriage and he throws it all away, drives himself out to a brothel in the desert and spends four days trying to kill himself with cocaine and AIDS. She by far takes the cake, which is almost always the case with any woman who has that body type.
I'm not convinced she's a woman to be honest. Apparently runs in the family...
 

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Yep, that whole bunch is a nutt case and like @Durty South Swamp said, they are fooked up! Who knows maybe they have pushed Bruce over the edge and when he landed becomes Kaitlyn. One thing is for sure, Robert Kardashian just looks at all of it with the same look on his face when they stated Orenthal James Simpson, "not guilty".
 

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Maybe a commitment to Bible study would help them refocus?
 

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