Turn This Team Around In One Week

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  1. MJMGator

    MJMGator Slightly amused
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    Yes...they're suspended.
     
  2. rogdochar

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    ... how high and from what? Can fans pass by and throw rootin' tomatoes at them?
     
  3. Swamp Donkey

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    suspended from all team activities, indefinitely, which seems like an odd punishment considering all they did was loan somebody their identification to sneak in a bar or browse the internet at work.

    However, I've been assured it's nothing and that the police are lying. I'm sure that secretly their suspensions have been lifted and we will bring them back along with our secret offense we've been hiding for 28 games. I'm so totally sure of it.
     
    #23 Swamp Donkey, Sep 11, 2017
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  4. AugustaGator

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    I knew it!

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  5. Gator98MD

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    you guys have chased 2222 off the board
     
  6. Swamp Donkey

    Swamp Donkey 98.2% sarcasm 1.8% full of shyt
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    No, 2222s insane posts have embarrassed himself so much that he doesnt dare show his face for a while.

    Or perhaps his boss caught him writing his novel type posts at work.
     
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    I would be shocked if we scored on offense this week.
     
  8. Swamp Donkey

    Swamp Donkey 98.2% sarcasm 1.8% full of shyt
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    22 will be back this week if we score it all. he will see progress and will be wanting to tout it to us. if we "win" a quarter, we will never hear the end of it.

    Never fear, MD
     
    #28 Swamp Donkey, Sep 12, 2017
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    Durty South Swamp doodley doodley doo!
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    In one week huh? Butters has had 2 and 1/2 years...
     
  10. The Shady Grove Gator

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    In response to thread title...this team has been "turned around" so much, that this they could take it literally and run towards their own end zone.
    :mac:
     
  11. Tunaboat

    Tunaboat Sling it Franks
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    Every time I see that face I'm thinking "Offensive guru"
     
  12. TLB

    TLB Can we get an inside presence....pretty please?
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    Well, that is one way to spin a story about all the coal we have in our stockings.
     
  13. Swamp Donkey

    Swamp Donkey 98.2% sarcasm 1.8% full of shyt
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    Look, I dont know who started selling that, probably UAA, but absolutely nothing in his resume suggests offensive guru. No one at his past schools ever said that.

    That was always a joke.
     
    #33 Swamp Donkey, Sep 12, 2017
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    I noticed that clown hasn't been posting. The "it's not the coach" thread is priceless.

    There's a thread on gatorcountry called, "Honest opinion of Nussmeir". It starts our reasonable - Nuss getting trashed.....then some clown comes in there and bashes anyone who even dares to suggest Nussmeir is trash.....then it was brought up after the Michigan game....he came back in running his mouth....and got pounced on. He's nowhere to be found! Hilarious!
     
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    Odd 'cause it's so easy to defend Nussmier...
    we've seen that for how many games now?
     
  16. BMF

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    28......
     
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    Vols have a really bad defense. I think we score two offensive touchdowns and soar to 115th best offense.
     
  18. gatormandan

    gatormandan On our way back!
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    I doubt this matters. We suck so bad on offense just about anyone can figure us out.
     
  19. Durty South Swamp

    Durty South Swamp doodley doodley doo!
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    Yep, any defense that simply makes an attempt to put a hat on a hat will completely stymie this offense. :facepalm:
     
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    :nono: It is a "targeting" rule.
     

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