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I......
have no words. (As hard as it is to believe)
"When I first met your Mother...well, let's just say the sparks flew."It's hot?
Alex.
What was your mom doing in Chicago?I......
have no words. (As hard as it is to believe)
…With Lionel Richey?What was your mom doing in Chicago?
Well, so far it appears to be something kinky involving a tortoise.
Or were you referring to the North American Milf (domesticus karenian suburbius)?.
Dang, who knew Alex was such a botany fan?That is an African Spurred Tortoise.
I’m no taxonomy expert, but wouldn’t that make it more of a poontang than a cooter?
Or were you referring to the North American Milf (domesticus karenian suburbius)?
Alex.
Well, he was close. the correct subspecies is domesticus karenian suburbius, siliconius funbagiusDang, who knew Alex was such a botany fan?
I really can't make that assessment from a pictureAt least it wasn't a woolly vagitarius halitosius.
Dang, who knew Alex was such a botany fan?
Damn it.Honestly, this doesnt sound good. Was it staph? I forget. Septicemia is very tenacious at times.
Im afraid he isnt out of the woods yet.