Urbs and Mac: Caption This

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  1. TLB

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    Urb: So, you're going to throw your full experience and knowledge into helping MICH win this season, huh?

    Mac: Ah-Yuh.

    Urb: (mark down another win over MICH).
     
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      Mac: Why didn't you push Foley to get those facilities updated? Sure would have helped me out.

      Urb: I won two NC's without them, didn't see the need.
       
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        Urb: What'd Foley do with all that money from our NC seasons that he didn't spend on updating our facilities?

        Mac: (Checks bank account, walks away licking peanut butter off his sleeves).
         
        • Okeechobee Joe

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          "At least me and Zook landed head coaching jobs up North."

          What Urb said to Mac
           
        • bradgator2

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          Urb: You should look at licensing your BBQ sauce to Papa Johns on their BBQ chicken pizza
           
          • '78

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            It could have been as simple as:

            Shut the f*ck up.

            Isn't that what we all want to say to Butters?
             
            • gatormandan

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              Urbs…..stick around kid...I will teach you some tricks...
              Mac...really? And yet, did you see the size of that crowd?
              Urbs...yeah, oh shvt. My heart again...Im coming Elizabeth!
               
            • ATXGator

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              Mac: Urbs.. any pointers you can give me
              Urbs: I think you did a great job at UF and should take the same approach as WR coach at Michigan
              Urbs: 'Evil Laugh'
               
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                Urbs: Not many sharks in Michigan.
                Butters: I had to get help somewhere.
                 
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                I like me some bratwurst.
                 
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                Do you even lift Bro?
                 
                • Omar's Coming Yo!

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                  Mac: So how much did Foley give you after you quit a second time?

                  Urban: A million for a retention bonus. How much did you get for lying?

                  Mac: 8 million

                  Urban: ( clutches chest)why didn't I think of that?

                  Urban: What's Scott's #?
                   
                  #32 Omar's Coming Yo!, Jun 9, 2018
                  Last edited: Jun 9, 2018

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