UT wins Battle at Bristol championship, celebrates like they won Super Bowl

[Slevin]

You can't make this stuff up. They celebrated with champions t-shirts and hats. Confetti rained from the sky and they held a trophy high above their heads. Two games into the season and their season is practically over now. It'll be the only championship they come close to sniffing with that putrid offense of theirs so I guess they should absorb it as much as possible.

http://www.cbssports.com/college-fo...bristol-champions-but-next-step-matters-most/

 

[bradgator2]

Did everyone also get a butt funnel?

 

[NVGator]

Did they win the Piston Cup?

 

[Slevin]

Did everyone also get a butt funnel?

Those were left on their pillows in the Days Inn they were staying in

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

They've won the preseason championship and the redneck championship. Sounds about right for UT.

 

[AugustaGator]

They have been waiting for 15 years.

 

[ATXGator]

I'm glad they won. I would prefer they are over confident.

I am nervous about this game. Our Oline played better last week, but the UT game will be a real test. The same goes for the Dline. I haven't seen us really stuff the run yet this season. UK was averaging 4.2 yards per carry at halftime. Need to get that fixed or we will be in trouble in Knoxville.

 

[divits]

My God, that's embarrassing.

VaTech gave up 5 fumbles. 5! We should load up the box and force Uncle Fester to beat us through the air. Take away his running ability by containing the edges and they're toast.

 

[NavetG8r]

Hey, at least they progressed. They've gone from winning pre-season championships to winning make believe championships.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

VT got up on them 14-0 with relative ease. If we do the same thing in Knoxville, they'll fold like a tent

 

[Swamp Queen]

 

[oxrageous]

We should load up the box and force Uncle Fester to beat us through the air. Take away his running ability by containing the edges and they're toast.

Bingo. That alien threw for a whopping 91 yards against VT.

 

[oxrageous]

 

[Swamp Donkey]

They've won the preseason championship and the redneck championship. Sounds about right for UT.

Through in an Independence Bowl participation trophy and they have their best year in nearly two decades.

 

[Swamp Queen]

Missed one and accidentally doubled up one...

 

[divits]

Although I'm certain they will, displaying that trophy would be a total embarrassment. In fact, I'll bet it'll be the third most prominent in their display case right next to the NC Trophy and the Golden Butt Funnel Trophy.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

the comments are great, butthurt vol fans are so pathetic

 

[rogdochar]

Butch is coaching his azz off trying to keep Dobbs in the next game instead
of accepting "Dancing with the Stars" invite.

 

[rogdochar]

The entire first-string got excessively excited because they knew Bristol had lots
to do with drafting.

 

[NavetG8r]

The entire first-string got excessively excited because they knew Bristol had lots
to do with drafting.

Had to give ya a like for this rog. Even though anybody who follows stock car racing, knows Bristol is a short track and there's very little drafting to be had on short tracks, but your use of the racing term still won you points under the circumstances. Well done sir!