Warren Sapp attacked by shark

[NavetG8r]

Figures he tastes so bad the shark let go.

 

[GatorBart]

I'm rooting for the shark.


Sorry not sorry.

Alex.

 

[crosscreekcooter]

 

[bradgator2]

 

[MidwestChomp]

Sapp must have owed the shark money, too.

 

[t-gator]

Looks like the shark bit right through his water wings

 

[daytonacane]

How sick is the shark?

Everyone on the 'Cane boards are also concerned about the shark and hope he is okay

 

[playzwtrux]

I hope the shark has had all of his shots

 

[MJMGator]

Everyone on the 'Cane boards are also concerned about the shark and hope he is okay

All 3 of you?

 

[daytonacane]

All 3 of you?

Okay, MJM Gator, hold on to your britches, but I have to inform you that since Preacher Richt was hired, we have sold in excess of 40,000 season tickets for the upcoming 2016 season, so you gotta admit there has been a bit of an upgrade from the former 3 of us.

Now I am aware that you Gators have over double that amount. However, if you compare routine undergrad enrollment @ Miami of 10,000 vs. over 40,000 at UF, plus the fact that probably at least 70 to 80% of the students at the U are from outside of FL (and quite a few from outside the USA), that's a pretty good number of fans.

It is my fervent hope that at least one of our teams will be able to beat that team to the west this year. They have become entirely too arrogant and snotty!

 

[Ancient Reptile]

I didn't think Sharks ate $hit

Google"whale shark". Makes perfect sense.

 

[MJMGator]

Okay, MJM Gator, hold on to your britches, but I have to inform you that since Preacher Richt was hired, we have sold in excess of 40,000 season tickets for the upcoming 2016 season, so you gotta admit there has been a bit of an upgrade from the former 3 of us.

Now I am aware that you Gators have over double that amount. However, if you compare routine undergrad enrollment @ Miami of 10,000 vs. over 40,000 at UF, plus the fact that probably at least 70 to 80% of the students at the U are from outside of FL (and quite a few from outside the USA), that's a pretty good number of fans.

It is my fervent hope that at least one of our teams will be able to beat that team to the west this year. They have become entirely too arrogant and snotty!

Rev Richt is surely an upgrade over what you had, but all he'll ever accomplish is a few backflips from the high dive platform and top 10 recruiting classes. Wait until he starts a scout team safety at the QB position against the Noles.

 

[Zambo]

I heard it wasn't a shark but a catfish, which makes sense because after all they are bottom feeders that eat poo.

 

[rogdochar]

Sapp went in at low tide, then high tide came immediately. Shoulda filmed if for the movie "Sharknazzhole".

 

[Tunaboat]

Nurse shark. Called in to take care of this constant ****up.

 

[heavychevy]

doc told the shark to stay away from white meat for a while

 

[rogdochar]

Probably the kind of shark that eats jellyfish.??

 

[AlexDaGator]

doc told the shark to stay away from white meat for a while

(but still funny af)

Alex.

 

[TN G8tr]

Too bad it wasn't a great white. It would have done society a favor.

 

[Concrete Helmet]

I don't believe this story, Sharks have a great sense of smell!

No sir it makes perfect sense. Studies have been done that show sharks can be attracted by fecal matter in the water......I'm thinking the Shark was right on the money thinking this was nothing more than a big brown turd.....