What was the Shark Pic after all?

What was the Shark pick after all?

  • Photo shopped by a crazy fan

    Votes: 2 3.4%
  • McElwain being McElwain

    Votes: 29 50.0%
  • Just a look alike and a coincidence and nothing to do with UF

    Votes: 16 27.6%
  • Photo shopped by an opponent for negative recruiting

    Votes: 2 3.4%
  • Just a metaphor because McElwain had "jumped the shark" by last summer

    Votes: 3 5.2%
  • Tuna sandwich

    Votes: 6 10.3%

  • Total voters
    58

ThreatMatrix

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I don't think that's an appropriate picture for this website. Think of all the 12 year old visitors you have Ox,
 

rogdochar

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Factually, that has to be photo-shopped. That marine creature does not exist.
Only marine mammals have horizontal tails = that photo-tail was horizontal. All sharks have vertical tails. Marine mammals breathe thru a blowhole, so none have gills.
The creature in that photo has a horizontal tail (= mammal) and gill slits (= fish).
IMO, McEldunce got mad 'cause, out there, there are lots of nude selfies he's lost control of.
 

NOLAGATOR

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I liked MacShark at first. But Coach PBJ messed up a lot of kids with piss poor S&C, no Special Teams effort, and keeping coaches like NORD.

What I've heard since was shocking. Even at Media Days last year, the ESPN and SECN crews knew he was "CLUELESS".

Even the G'ville Sun and WRUF had issues with his arrogant weirdness.

I blame him for the lack of development, poor conditioning, and the prolific injuries - NOTE: Those numbers are far less.
 

Chomper

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A bigger question might be, where is the ASPCA in all of this? I am not fond of sharks but I hate to see any animal humiliated in such a manner.
 

NOLAGATOR

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A bigger question might be, where is the ASPCA in all of this? I am not fond of sharks but I hate to see any animal humiliated in such a manner.
:shark:

Or HACCP for Seafood, that shark is now tainted​
 

NovaGator

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After careful analysis and thoughtful deliberation, the follow conclusions can't be refuted:


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1: Big fat ass McElwain's? Check
2: Large sagging gut McElwain's? Check
3: Bright yellow teeth McElwain's? Check
4: Dim-witted grin McElwain's? Check
5: Baby grand piano-like legs McElwain's? Check
6: Tendency to protest too much? Check

Yup, it was Butters, alright!
 
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