Worst first pitch ever?

MidwestChomp

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Bad. But not as bad as this.


Then there's 50 cent
 

gardnerwebbgator

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And W was wearing body armour. Like him or not, perfect pitch.
 

maheo30

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In his defense, being a criminole, his arm is probably worn out from hitting women.
 

Swamp Donkey

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Wow, Obama throws elbow first like my daughter did for the first three or four days.

I can't say that I'm surprised.

I bet Michelle doesn't throw like a girl.
 

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Yikes. If I were a dude who threw like a girl I'd never agree to throw a first pitch. That's about as emasculating as you can get.
 

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Carl Lewis... great athlete horrible first pitch:
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There is a lot of insight to be had when you compare the two presidents and their pitches beyond the fact that we had an athlete throw a pitch and then a poser. I noticed that Obama had to be a d!ck and wear a White Sox cap in D.C.
I also noticed the the Obama pitch was on MSNBC, they were probably masturbating in the studio
 

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