Would you stop to pick up…

CDGator

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Would you stop to pick up any of these?

1)penny or nickel
2)dime or quarter
3)lottery ticket
4)hitchhiker
5)stranded motorist
 

B52G8rAC

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1. Yes
2. Yes
3. No
4. No. Not since college.
5. No. I have pulled over and offered to call help.
 

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1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. No
5. Yes
 

deuce

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I tell my driver to look the other way.
 

RiverRat

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Yes
yes
yes
no
yes

unless the lottery ticket hits big then I don’t have time for number 6
 

AuggieDosta

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Would you stop to pick up any of these?

1)penny or nickel
2)dime or quarter
3)lottery ticket
4)hitchhiker
5)stranded motorist

1. Yes
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Yes (depends on who is with me vs alone)
5. Yes

As for the fentanyl laced bills, does fentanyl affect you through just touching it or do people always lick their fingers after picking up bills?
 

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Part B

As a Good Samaritan, you vow to help those in need. Your’re driving along a long stretch of two lane in summertime Texas, in your two-seater smart car. There are two hitchhikers along the road ahead. You have room for only one rider. The first is Nancy Pelosi; the second is Kamala Harris. What do you do?

A. Pick up one and drop off at the next gas station, then double back and pick up the other.
B. Chose the least of two evils and take them to safety; the other is on her own.
C. Give the ladies your car and ask them to send help when they reach civilization.
D. Check your GPS as you speed by them, avoiding eye contact (you’ve got places to be).
E. Stop and channel your inner Anton Chigurh.

Bonus - explain briefly why your answer is in the best interest of the USA.

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Nalt

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Part B

As a Good Samaritan, you vow to help those in need. Your’re driving along a long stretch of two lane in summertime Texas, in your two-seater smart car. There are two hitchhikers along the road ahead. You have room for only one rider. The first is Nancy Pelosi; the second is Kamala Harris. What do you do?

A. Pick up one and drop off at the next gas station, then double back and pick up the other.
B. Chose the least of two evils and take them to safety; the other is on her own.
C. Give the ladies your car and ask them to send help when they reach civilization.
D. Check your GPS as you speed by them, avoiding eye contact (you’ve got places to be).
E. Stop and channel your inner Anton Chigurh.

Bonus - explain briefly why your answer is in the best interest of the USA.

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F. Run over both Pelosi and Harris with my car then drive on to the next town and put the car in a repair shop with the story that a heard of desert donkeys ran across the road in front of me and I couldn't avoid hitting a couple of them.
 

gardnerwebbgator

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Part B

As a Good Samaritan, you vow to help those in need. Your’re driving along a long stretch of two lane in summertime Texas, in your two-seater smart car. There are two hitchhikers along the road ahead. You have room for only one rider. The first is Nancy Pelosi; the second is Kamala Harris. What do you do?

A. Pick up one and drop off at the next gas station, then double back and pick up the other.
B. Chose the least of two evils and take them to safety; the other is on her own.
C. Give the ladies your car and ask them to send help when they reach civilization.
D. Check your GPS as you speed by them, avoiding eye contact (you’ve got places to be).
E. Stop and channel your inner Anton Chigurh.

Bonus - explain briefly why your answer is in the best interest of the USA.

View attachment 44405
Leave Pelosi to rot and get a BJ from Kamala then dump her out a mile up the road.
 

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