1 MILLION POSTS! Zimas for all my friends! No hamster is safe tonight!

[Swamp Donkey]

How do you view the sidebar on the iPhone? If I hurry I can see it before GC sucks the life out of my battery.

You could just trade up to a phone with actual battery life.

Or turn off your gps.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

Ok, Boomer.

Ok Tide Pod eater.

 

[Loogis]

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This reminds me of the long rabbit post. Anybody remember that from the old site?

 

[oxrageous]

This reminds me of the long rabbit post. Anybody remember that from the old site?

Long cat, not rabbit.

 

[JDW]

Ok...So I’ll make sure to use more ellipses...I’d really hate for my rambling to affect your day...it’s just the way I write...and I apologize...you want me to go fix it?

 

[SeabeeGator]

Ok...So I’ll make sure to use more ellipses...I’d really hate for my rambling to affect your day...it’s just the way I write...and I apologize...you want me to go fix it?

Yes. Please correct the punctuation and, if possible, ensure all sentences are written in present tense with exciting adjectives and adverbs. Thank you in advance.

 

[Musclepug]

7 1/2 days to go 6000...gonna be a photo finish

 

[GatorTruth133]

7 1/2 days to go 6000...gonna be a photo finish

What will help is that the game is on the 30th and any fallout will be on the 31st. Oh and God help us if we lose to Long Beach State in basketball on Saturday.

In all seriousness, if UF loses both, this love may get a 10,000 posts in a few days.

 

[oxrageous]

I don't expect to make it by the end of the year but it really doesn't matter. I still love each and every one of you.

 

[JDW]

I don't expect to make it by the end of the year but it really doesn't matter. I still love each and every one of you.

People throw that word around a lot don’t they...Is it the holidays? Or do you have a soft and creamy center?

 

[Musclepug]

People throw that word around a lot don’t they...Is it the holidays? Or do you have a soft and creamy center?

bawhahah , i think we make it.....ox is always a glass half empty guy

 

[Musclepug]

i was thinking... we would have hit 1 mill a month ago if you didnt ban omar or tae bang

 

[JDW]

i was thinking... we would have hit 1 mill a month ago if you didnt ban omar or tae bang

Man...why did they get banned?

 

[ThreatMatrix]

I pretty sure we get hard all the time.

 

[Back Alley Gator]

Man...why did they get banned?

I think tay bang banned himself after taking some posts about his family and FSU personally.
Omar lost a bet.

 

[The Lateral Move]

I pledge to work less and post more to make this happen by the new year

 

[JDW]

I pledge to work less and post more to make this happen by the new year

Bold move

 

[oxrageous]

i was thinking... we would have hit 1 mill a month ago if you didnt ban omar or tae bang

Omar banned himself and Tay Bang disappeared - I did nothing to either one. Keep spreading lies and face a lifetime ban.

 

[Pablos Tunnel]

Where were you when the 1000000th post landed?

Probably on the shytter.

 

[oxrageous]

I remember what happened to Tay Bang now. He said his wife was a Nole, got some crap for it, and took his ball and went home he was so offended.

Internet message boards aren't for everyone.