1 Millionth Post - Revealed!

[deuce]

Deuce - 1,000,005

 

[gatorfan81]

Made at 12:45 AM EST this morning, so it missed my birthday.

Discuss.

 

[AuggieDosta]

Zambo is much deserving as he led us into battle last night. It was a streamlined affront due to his oversight and top-cover.

 

[Slevin]

Well zambo was leading the charge so it only seems right.

What the hell do we do now?

 

[oxrageous]

Well zambo was leading the charge so it only seems right.

What the hell do we do now?

Maybe you could focus on actually posting something worthwhile?

 

[Slevin]

Maybe you could focus on actually posting something worthwhile?

Now that your shytty Christmas banner isn’t massacring my phone battery I’ll get right on that

 

[AuggieDosta]

gatorfan81 - 999,997
ThreatMatrix - 999,998
Durty South Swamp - 999,999
Zambo - 1,000,000
AuggieDosta - 1,000,001
Detroitgator - 1,000,002
Gatordiddy - 1,000,003

I called my post number, on the dot, in post #288 of the original thread...

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Fitting for it to be zambo, he was our fearless leader last night. honorable mention to threat who is always a hard charger and keeps our dingle dangles at half mast with his masterful use of female imagery.

 

[Zambo]

Well as super-stoked as I am that I got the millionth post, I'm a little disappointed that I wasn't using it to insult somebody.

 

[Zambo]

Made at 12:45 AM EST this morning, so it missed my birthday.

Discuss.

It was only 9:45 here when I made the post ON your birthday.

 

[Zambo]

In a related story, 81 is placed on Suicide Watch!

Too bad his gif of Kermit masturbating missed the mark.

 

[NVGator]

We thought we were further back in the count. It wasn’t till 2 pages later we thought we were at 999,981.

 

[Gatordiddy]

It was only 9:45 here when I made the post ON your birthday.

only 10:45 in Denver (still Ox’s b-day out here) while I was tits up on the bed laughing my ass off at the fast and furious posts.
It was a nationwide effort

 

[soflagator]

As J said, I'm not sure there could've been a better post to be 1 million(the poster himself not a bad choice either). Someone should alert Ahmad Black on twitter.

Would've been terrible if it'd been some new person, a total troll(won't mention any Arabic names) or one of the many one letter, empty posts. That wouldn't have been the same. I'm rarely up that late and am happy to have seen it live. I haven't finished a SB(outside of 2017), a NC game, a WS game, NBA finals, etc in years because I'm usually asleep. But somehow I saw this. Incredible.

 

[oxrageous]

Now that your shytty Christmas banner isn’t massacring my phone battery I’ll get right on that

You are such a damn woman. I never had a single issue on my iPhone. Not one. Still using garbage phones?

The banner had zero to do with your crap battery. Less than zero.

 

[oxrageous]

It was only 9:45 here when I made the post ON your birthday.

If I lived in Commiefornia, yes. I live in Florida. It was no longer my birthday.

 

[Zambo]

 

[Detroitgator]

Well zambo was leading the charge so it only seems right.

What the hell do we do now?

that's EXACTLY how we felt when it updated to 1,000,072!!!!

 

[Slevin]

You are such a damn woman. I never had a single issue on my iPhone. Not one. Still using garbage phones?

The banner had zero to do with your crap battery. Less than zero.

This is literally the only site that once I came to it, my phone slowed, battery power declined every second, and my keyboard would freeze and auto correct to anything it desired. I mentioned it in another thread and multiple people said it was happening to them too. But yes, I have an iPhone 6s Plus lol

It’s probably time to upgrade

 

[Detroitgator]

only 10:45 in Denver (still Ox’s b-day out here) while I was tits up on the bed laughing my ass off at the fast and furious posts.
It was a nationwide effort

11:45 for me...