Happy Birthday Marines!
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To all of our Marines, HBD. When I was stationed overseas the USMC birthday ball was the social highlight of the year; good times were had by all.
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they're in their showers together jacking off as a group, like they are want to do when fat girls are not available.
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I was at Lowes earlier in the day and there was a elderly (mid-90s) gentleman wearing a red "Semper Fi" hat who stop me. He told me it was his birthday.so I said it was great to celebrate his birthday with the Marine's. He stated that he was a Marine and it was the only birthday he could have! He might not have had the phyical attributes any longer, but he sure had the spirit and pride!. So, happy birthday to all the Marines out there!
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do they make birthday cake flavored crayons?
might have to go with the normal strawberry, blueberry, lemon etc.
might have to go with the normal strawberry, blueberry, lemon etc.
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Maybe. But I always found that a warm BAM on a cold night was far better than jerkin the gherkin.
HBD and Semper Fi !
- Aug 17, 2018
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One of my best friends is Air Force and he sent me a "deluxe" box of Crayolas today.
Phuck the Chair Force, but Bon Appétit...?!
- Aug 17, 2018
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The collective noise of a Marine orgasm does not compare to the sound of a drunk Donkey braying, it's true...I guess. For whatever that's worth.
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Sadly, you're mistaken...I've heard a drunken Donkey braying almost every other night. Much to my personal lament.
Now, back to my regularly scheduled drinking.
No crayons were harmed in typing this message.
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The Fighting Sanduskys. In all seriousness, I've been in CIC when those OS's are plotting naval gunfire support on a DRT. Any dumbass that is willing to stand on the beach while those clowns are giving a fire mission not only deserves a BIG happy birthday but be damn glad you survived it to have more of them.
