- Jun 14, 2014
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Following Cov2's creative thinking :
Construct those new buildings on "stilts". Put charged $ fan parking "garage" beneath them. Make that garage tall enuf to host RVs. Have latest efficiency lighting and breeze fans, all powered by solar powering under Fed grants. Can have Chic Fil A etc., (rent to highest bidder) have outlets there. Tailgating cooking permitted of course.
Have impeccable Wi-Fi. Tailgators can text each other, lounge on GC etc.
Have a floor of rented office space hosting college relevant businesses. Be a great locale
for a screen-printing company... etc. etc.
UF research should invent (like GatorAde) a non-alky beer that will actually cancel out
the effects of alcohol = a sobering wine & beer. Name it Swampwater Beer and
Swampwater Wine. In the stadium on the opponent's side have the relevant cans printed
with the opposing team's logo to eliminate that hesitancy to buy.
Last but not least, have some of our Chinese students negotiate that loan from China.
Get them classified as student loans, so we can drag 'em out and/or default on them.
Go back to student "card sections" with the cards displaying logo ads. With logo ads
we can sell each card to various commercial concerns. For ad separations no student
shall reveal his ad when the neighboring student is displaying. This way, those fans
who cannot afford parting with their money can be fund raisers as logo card-raisers.
Let's go Gators, all the way.
Construct those new buildings on "stilts". Put charged $ fan parking "garage" beneath them. Make that garage tall enuf to host RVs. Have latest efficiency lighting and breeze fans, all powered by solar powering under Fed grants. Can have Chic Fil A etc., (rent to highest bidder) have outlets there. Tailgating cooking permitted of course.
Have impeccable Wi-Fi. Tailgators can text each other, lounge on GC etc.
Have a floor of rented office space hosting college relevant businesses. Be a great locale
for a screen-printing company... etc. etc.
UF research should invent (like GatorAde) a non-alky beer that will actually cancel out
the effects of alcohol = a sobering wine & beer. Name it Swampwater Beer and
Swampwater Wine. In the stadium on the opponent's side have the relevant cans printed
with the opposing team's logo to eliminate that hesitancy to buy.
Last but not least, have some of our Chinese students negotiate that loan from China.
Get them classified as student loans, so we can drag 'em out and/or default on them.
Go back to student "card sections" with the cards displaying logo ads. With logo ads
we can sell each card to various commercial concerns. For ad separations no student
shall reveal his ad when the neighboring student is displaying. This way, those fans
who cannot afford parting with their money can be fund raisers as logo card-raisers.
Let's go Gators, all the way.
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