- Jun 10, 2014
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So let me get this straight; there are only 2 options.
1 - we are football national championship front runners, OR
2- we must live a life of misery where absolutely nothing can dissuade us from our mission - our mission to not only be miserable ourselves, but to also ensure that everyone around us is miserable, and if anyone steps out of line to show any hope, optimism, or joy they are to be put in their place.
Do I have the rules right? I just want to make sure because I've made the mistake of laughing at my hated rivals misfortunes and, despite their recent success on the football field, I still thank god that I, nor my offspring, ever considered being a part of that cesspool of a rape-enabling, clown-educating, skank pornstar fan club POS school.
1 - we are football national championship front runners, OR
2- we must live a life of misery where absolutely nothing can dissuade us from our mission - our mission to not only be miserable ourselves, but to also ensure that everyone around us is miserable, and if anyone steps out of line to show any hope, optimism, or joy they are to be put in their place.
Do I have the rules right? I just want to make sure because I've made the mistake of laughing at my hated rivals misfortunes and, despite their recent success on the football field, I still thank god that I, nor my offspring, ever considered being a part of that cesspool of a rape-enabling, clown-educating, skank pornstar fan club POS school.