OSU Saga: Meyer suspended for 3 games

[leogator]

I think the whole thing looks bad for OSU and Meyer, but in today's world it's barely a blip on the radar screen. Getting caught in a clear, obvious, intentional lie? The audience/country really doesn't care, esp in the sports world. MVP busted for PEDs, tried to blame the FedEx guy, and then finally couldn't avoid the truth anymore? Meh. People will actually laud your "honesty" when you're forced to come clean and apologize. Same thing outside of sports. Headlines about clear cut, unapologetic, socio-pathic liars every day in every news outlet.

There's just no shame anymore. Urban is actually pissed about getting a slap on the wrist!

If he actually reported it to the higher ups like he should have I am surprised he got anything. This was face saving move for the administration for PR purposes. I am sure some deals were struck behind the scenes in order for him to accept this punishment.

 

[MidwestChomp]

 

[oxrageous]

This has to easily make OSU the odds-on favorite to win it all. Meyer is a much better coach when he's pissed.

 

[OurProgramIsBroken]

Football pays the bills, OSU gets it

 

[Gatordiddy]

Football pays the bills, OSU gets it

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

No punishment for Shelley either even though she is on faculty?

Those "bible studies" on her knees must have paid off.

 

[PastyStoole]

Really, the Board of Trustee's decision most likely came down to what the investigation revealed as to the *kind* of sex toys that were delivered. If it's your ordinary, garden variety, run-of-the-mill, mom-and-pop kind of sex toys; things like his-and-her nipple clamps, an electrified anal prod, Japanese Kamsai male genitalia humiliation binding rope, clown-shaped edible butt-plugs, latex suffocation masks, poopcicle and peecicle freezer molds, synthetic sheep hind quarters, and the like - you know, the pedestrian, garden-variety stuff - why, the board of directors would likely let Meyer off easy.

But if it's something weird like a giant, black rotating phallus with a suction cup at the base, or a black, molded, fist and forearm with a suction cup at the base, or a black jack rabbit vibrator with a tickler and a suction cup at the base - really anything black with a suction cup at the base - well that likely is going to get you some major punishments, up to including dismissal.

 

[soflagator]

This has to easily make OSU the odds-on favorite to win it all. Meyer is a much better coach when he's pissed.

True. Bet he’s pacing the hallway and mumbling “it’s a bad deal” over and over, as we speak.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

If anyone thinks he isn't going to be involved with the team for those three games they are naïve.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Really, the Board of Trustee's decision most likely came down to what the investigation revealed as to the *kind* of sex toys that were delivered. If it's your ordinary, garden variety, run-of-the-mill, mom-and-pop kind of sex toys; things like his-and-her nipple clamps, an electrified anal prod, Japanese Kamsai male genitalia humiliation binding rope, clown-shaped edible butt-plugs, latex suffocation masks, poopcicle and peecicle freezer molds, synthetic sheep hind quarters, and the like - you know, the pedestrian, garden-variety stuff - why, the board of directors would likely let Meyer off easy.

But if it's something weird like a giant, black rotating phallus with a suction cup at the base, or a black, molded, fist and forearm with a suction cup at the base, or a black jack rabbit vibrator with a tickler and a suction cup at the base - really anything black with a suction cup at the base - well that likely is going to get you some major punishments, up to including dismissal.

I literally laughed out loud for like 3 whole minutes.

 

[Gatordiddy]

Really, the Board of Trustee's decision most likely came down to what the investigation revealed as to the *kind* of sex toys that were delivered. If it's your ordinary, garden variety, run-of-the-mill, mom-and-pop kind of sex toys; things like his-and-her nipple clamps, an electrified anal prod, Japanese Kamsai male genitalia humiliation binding rope, clown-shaped edible butt-plugs, latex suffocation masks, poopcicle and peecicle freezer molds, synthetic sheep hind quarters, and the like - you know, the pedestrian, garden-variety stuff - why, the board of directors would likely let Meyer off easy.

But if it's something weird like a giant, black rotating phallus with a suction cup at the base, or a black, molded, fist and forearm with a suction cup at the base, or a black jack rabbit vibrator with a tickler and a suction cup at the base - really anything black with a suction cup at the base - well that likely is going to get you some major punishments, up to including dismissal.

 

[gardnerwebbgator]

Really, the Board of Trustee's decision most likely came down to what the investigation revealed as to the *kind* of sex toys that were delivered. If it's your ordinary, garden variety, run-of-the-mill, mom-and-pop kind of sex toys; things like his-and-her nipple clamps, an electrified anal prod, Japanese Kamsai male genitalia humiliation binding rope, clown-shaped edible butt-plugs, latex suffocation masks, poopcicle and peecicle freezer molds, synthetic sheep hind quarters, and the like - you know, the pedestrian, garden-variety stuff - why, the board of directors would likely let Meyer off easy.

But if it's something weird like a giant, black rotating phallus with a suction cup at the base, or a black, molded, fist and forearm with a suction cup at the base, or a black jack rabbit vibrator with a tickler and a suction cup at the base - really anything black with a suction cup at the base - well that likely is going to get you some major punishments, up to including dismissal.

Shhhhh. You'll get Ava excited.

 

[Thick&ThinG8r]

The last three weeks including today were as orchestrated as a royal wedding, from the catering right down to Shelly’s arrival.
I also wonder if the purple contract Urbs will sign with his daughters, to not enable Women beaters, will replace the pink one they signed a few years back, promising to take care of himself, or will it just hang next to it?

 

[NVGator]

Really, the Board of Trustee's decision most likely came down to what the investigation revealed as to the *kind* of sex toys that were delivered. If it's your ordinary, garden variety, run-of-the-mill, mom-and-pop kind of sex toys; things like his-and-her nipple clamps, an electrified anal prod, Japanese Kamsai male genitalia humiliation binding rope, clown-shaped edible butt-plugs, latex suffocation masks, poopcicle and peecicle freezer molds, synthetic sheep hind quarters, and the like - you know, the pedestrian, garden-variety stuff - why, the board of directors would likely let Meyer off easy.

But if it's something weird like a giant, black rotating phallus with a suction cup at the base, or a black, molded, fist and forearm with a suction cup at the base, or a black jack rabbit vibrator with a tickler and a suction cup at the base - really anything black with a suction cup at the base - well that likely is going to get you some major punishments, up to including dismissal.

 

[Tay Bang]

I literally laughed out loud for like 3 whole minutes.

#metoo


Straight up genius

 

[NVGator]

I literally laughed out loud for like 3 whole minutes.

My laughing kept getting bigger and bigger and then tears.

 

[PaterLacerta]

 

[divits]

Now that I've finally purged the image of clown shaped edible butt plugs out of my head....

It's my understanding that Meyer is allowed to come back and coach practices during the week of the second and third games but just isn't allowed to be at the games. It's a joke but highly predictable.

 

[LagoonGator68]

Really, the Board of Trustee's decision most likely came down to what the investigation revealed as to the *kind* of sex toys that were delivered. If it's your ordinary, garden variety, run-of-the-mill, mom-and-pop kind of sex toys; things like his-and-her nipple clamps, an electrified anal prod, Japanese Kamsai male genitalia humiliation binding rope, clown-shaped edible butt-plugs, latex suffocation masks, poopcicle and peecicle freezer molds, synthetic sheep hind quarters, and the like - you know, the pedestrian, garden-variety stuff - why, the board of directors would likely let Meyer off easy.

But if it's something weird like a giant, black rotating phallus with a suction cup at the base, or a black, molded, fist and forearm with a suction cup at the base, or a black jack rabbit vibrator with a tickler and a suction cup at the base - really anything black with a suction cup at the base - well that likely is going to get you some major punishments, up to including dismissal.

You in the bidness, bro?

 

[GatorFL]

Really, the Board of Trustee's decision most likely came down to what the investigation revealed as to the *kind* of sex toys that were delivered. If it's your ordinary, garden variety, run-of-the-mill, mom-and-pop kind of sex toys; things like his-and-her nipple clamps, an electrified anal prod, Japanese Kamsai male genitalia humiliation binding rope, clown-shaped edible butt-plugs, latex suffocation masks, poopcicle and peecicle freezer molds, synthetic sheep hind quarters, and the like - you know, the pedestrian, garden-variety stuff - why, the board of directors would likely let Meyer off easy.

But if it's something weird like a giant, black rotating phallus with a suction cup at the base, or a black, molded, fist and forearm with a suction cup at the base, or a black jack rabbit vibrator with a tickler and a suction cup at the base - really anything black with a suction cup at the base - well that likely is going to get you some major punishments, up to including dismissal.

Fantastic! I wish we could give gold on Gatorchatter the way you can on Reddit. This post deserves it.