Malzahn confirms what we already know: The Swamp is louder than "Death Valley"

[Swamp Donkey]

Here, f u cktard, does this meet your criteria? It was a GD list. I got lazy with the bullets.

Admit it, you still have a typewriter.

 

[SeabeeGator]

 

[SeabeeGator]

Admit it, you still have a typewriter.

He still rolls out the papyrus every now and then.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

He still rolls out the papyrus every now and then.

Dont be absurd. Carbon paper, sure.

 

[JCTow]

If I only knew you a short time, yes.

You're a born a$$hole. I've been dealing with your high-minded a$$holism for a decade.

Phuck off.

 

[78]

Dont be absurd. Carbon paper, sure.

Hey, you're not that far behind me, hoss.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Dont be absurd. Carbon paper, sure.

You’re crazy if you think he doesn’t use a quill and ink pot still.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Hey, you're not that far behind me, hoss.

The bad news is, I never catch up!

Sometimes the mileage is worse than the model year, though. I do have a lot of mileage on the chassis. A little too much burning the candle at both ends, living on adrenaline and caffeine.

I notice you havent answered the question though.

 

[SC Gator]

Pat Dooley writes one sentence paragraphs.

It's his style.

It makes no sense and takes up way too much space on the screen.

But it's great for pretending you're having a bunch of mic drop moments back to back.

In reality it's just really corny and forced.

I got it

It was done in a way that Gator fans understand.

Come Saturday, we find out more,

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

He’s really not that hard. Imagine a marshmallow you’ve lit on fire that’s melting off your stick. That’s 78.

 

[78]

The bad news is, I never catch up!

I laughed.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Pat Dooley writes one sentence paragraphs.

It's his style.

It makes no sense and takes up way too much space on the screen.

But it's great for pretending you're having a bunch of mic drop moments back to back.

In reality it's just really corny and forced.

it's also easier than writing a couple of columns.

 

[SeabeeGator]

He’s really not that hard. Imagine a marshmallow you’ve lit on fire that’s melting off your stick. That’s 78.

Pretty funny coming from a snowflake.

 

[78]

He’s really not that hard. Imagine a marshmallow you’ve lit on fire that’s melting off your stick. That’s 78.

Okay, pact. I put you on ignore because your posts are nonsense.

You don't put me on ignore because you're always itching for an opportunity to dis me.

Are we good?

 

[SeabeeGator]

it's also than writing a couple of columns.

Engrish?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Engrish?

Talk to text got me again.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

Pretty funny coming from a snowflake.

I’m sorry, who are you again?

 

[SeabeeGator]

I’m sorry, who are you again?

Strong comeback. I can see you thought hard about it.

 

[SeabeeGator]

Talk to text got me again.

I liked the pre-edited version better. Honestly thought you did that on purpose

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I liked the pre-edited version better. Honestly thought you did that on purpose

Fat thumbed that time!!!!