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Calling all nerds - I have a statistics problem
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I got this one on Monday.... my only question was: "My routes? To the bathroom, or squirrel ranch?"
Good day.
I perform all kinds of services - basically it is destruction to property and injury. Basically, all but the shooting. Often main reasons are rejected love or competition at workplace. This week client contacted me and set me the mission of splashing acid in your face. Default practice - quickly, painfully, for life. Without too much fuss.
I know all your routes, your address, and it won't be difficult for me to do this job.
Thus, now I propose you pay me $500 to be inactive, I propose this to nearly all the victims. If I do not receive money from you, then my person will fulfill the mission. If you give me money, besides to my inactivity, I will provide you the info about the client.
P.S... You can try to complain to cops, but I don't think that they can solve ur problem.
You can the payment by Bitcoin (if you don't know this, search "how to buy bitcoin" in Google).
This is address fоr рaymеnt:
bc1qdjazlvcem20qflqqlwzr9nu2yrq057jxhzr8x0
You have 48 hours to pay.
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I've been waiting patiently since Wednesday... maybe today is the day?I dont know man... acid to the face might actually improve your look.
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On a serious (but unbelievable!) note, this happened about 10 days ago.
My daughter live in Broward, her roommate is a very wealthy kid from NJ. My daughter walks in the room and hears Lane on the phone with "tech support" because she is having an issue with the volume on her Macbook. After about two minutes, my daughter says, "Lane, HANG UP THE PHONE!"... but Lane says, "he's trying to help me!" "LANE, HANG UP THE PHONE! HE'S SCAMMING YOU!"
So what happened was, instead of going to apple's website to look for tech support, she Googled "apple tech support" and got Rajiv... who got Lane to transfer $1000 (I schit you not) and was in the process of getting her to buy pre-paid cards. My daughter then helped her call her bank and everything else, and then her parents.
LANE! YOU COULD BUY A NEW LAPTOP FOR THAT MONEY!
Kids at UF are intelligent, but not necessarily smart! ;)
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You sound like Lieutenant Scheisskopf's wife: "She was never without a good book close by, not even when she was lying in bed with nothing on her but Yossarian and Dori Duz's dog tags. She bored Yossarian, but he was in love with her, too. She was a crazy mathematics major from the Wharton School of Business who could not count to twenty-eight each month without getting into trouble."
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BurnI dont know man... acid to the face might actually improve your look.
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