Cocks Prediction Thread

Double Gator Dad

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Both teams stumble through the game, one because they suck and the other because they don’t care.
The outcome will be in doubt until late in third quarter when Florida gets ahead by more than a touchdown.

Florida 31
USC 14
 

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Regardless the outcome, the post-game presser will be weird and obtuse.

Dullen will have some irrelevant and unintelligible comments and if we are so unfortunate, he will be wearing a dumb ass costume which somehow justifies the yet again pathetic performance on the field.

Oh, wait. He will then breathlessly explain in earnest how hard his dipsh*t staff have been tirelessly recruiting the last 6 or 7 days.
 

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I predict at least three more Gator recruits de-commit after Mullen’s postgame presser where he rambles on about “we’ll have to evaluate that” and the other dumbazz schit that drivels out of his pie hole
 

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The Cacks are a truly atrocious team still reeling from the effects of a Chump.... literally zero offensive talent. I just don't think even checked out Cousin Eddie can lose to this team, but I felt the same way versus LSU and Kentucky.

Honestly this should be a huge blowout.

The SEC East is so atrocious.
 
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I honestly don't see how we win this game. I think our players have completely given up on Mullen and might lose out except for the Samford game which we might squeak out by 3 points.
 

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Seeing as how the crew on the SEC nation show were slobbering all over DMs cocque, the USCe cocks could totally azz rape us and DM will still be one of the finest coaches in the country.

Their opinion, not mine
 
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The Cacks are a truly atrocious team still reeling from the effects of a Chump.... literally zero offensive talent. I just don't think even checked out Cousin Eddie can lose to this team, but I felt the same way versus LSU and Kentucky.

Honestly this should be a huge blowout.

The SEC East is so atrocious.
And we are right at home in it.
 

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