Recruiting Transfer Portal: Jordan Hermann enters Portal

SaltGator · Dec 19, 2021

I am not going to miss that Megan Mullen Eskimo kiss BS with players before the games. That was some weird ass shizzot.

Silverback Gator · Dec 19, 2021

wrpgator said:
Awkwardly, during an interview, Dan had to hear his wife reveal to the world the size of his appendage. This fact leads to feelings of inferiority on his part in the locker room, and he makes up for it by appeasement, kowtowing, and servile deference to those he's supposed to be leading.

As these embarrassingly brazen episodes became more frequent, and more public.
...the more DM would fawn over the players as a cuckold: "You can run lazy routes, it won't matter...you can jump out-of-bounds instead of fighting for that first down--I wouldn't want you to get hurt!...here, let me turn my hat sideways like you hip-hop people...Megan loves that!!"

I did not know. Creepy. Poor players.

Egor's Assistant · Dec 19, 2021

SaltGator said:
I am not going to miss that Megan Mullen Eskimo kiss BS with players before the games. That was some weird ass shizzot.

She was just expressing her affection for the fact that those players were making her and her grandchildren rich beyond their wildest dreams.

Silverback Gator · Dec 19, 2021

Egor's Assistant said:
She was just expressing her affection for the fact that those players were making her and her grandchildren rich beyond their wildest dreams.

A "thank you for generational wealth, now get your ass back on the field and make my mediocre husband look better" kiss.

aka · Dec 19, 2021

Silverback Gator said:
A "thank you for generational wealth, now get your ass back on the field and make my mediocre husband look better" kiss.

That would take a lot more than a little smooch.

Homer J · Dec 19, 2021

Too bad he can't catch the ball, he's the perfect size to play TE.

Homer J · Dec 19, 2021

Almost the same size as Pitts.

Oklahoma Gator · Dec 19, 2021

Homer J said:
Copeland to Maryland

before they let him in, they need to ask him to spell “Terrapin”

bayou gator · Dec 19, 2021

Oklahoma Gator said:
before they let him in, they need to ask him to spell “Terrapin”

Homer J · Dec 19, 2021

Nix to Oregon

DoubleGator87and90 · Dec 19, 2021

Detroitgator said:
^this. And Baby Tua tied the Big 10 record for most 300+ yd games this year. I think Copeland increase his draft prospects with this move.

I've said it here before... Copeland is yet another poorly coached Gator that an NFL team is going to get CHEAP, and you'll see him on Sundays starting his rookie year

I compare Copeland to DeMarcus Robinson. Underutilized at UF, highly regarded recruit.
Although, I believe Robinson is more sure handed.

Theologator · Dec 19, 2021

wrpgator said:
Looks a little like Kurt Warner.

Wonder how this stirs into the mix…

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Theologator · Dec 19, 2021

And it’s good to keep a Lakeland guy. Important pipeline.

CapitalGator02 · Dec 20, 2021

DoubleGator87and90 said:
Although, I believe Robinson is more sure handed.

Your mom said the same thing about me last night when I was handling that booty…

TaterGator · Dec 20, 2021

CapitalGator02 said:
Your mom said the same thing about me last night when I was handling that booty…

Try harder

CapitalGator02 · Dec 20, 2021

TaterGator said:
harder

Your mom said the same thing to me this morning when I was porking her box

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