1 MILLION POSTS! Zimas for all my friends! No hamster is safe tonight!

[Egor's Assistant]

Trailer trash MILFs need love, too.

Holidays making you nostalgic for your mom?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I hope they make you pay extra for that, you durty bastard.

Just lube some.

 

[aka]

#Marchto2Mil.

That's what I'm afraid of.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

 

[Slevin]

Traz and seabreezwinecooler could get to 6k by themselves arguing in the recruiting thread

 

[rogdochar]

Yes. Please correct the punctuation and, if possible, ensure all sentences are written in present tense with exciting adjectives and adverbs. Thank you in advance.

Add in some parenthetical phrases.

We all need someone we can lean on, Santa is leaning quite a bit!

Lean on, that Santa is swilted.

 

[rogdochar]

Trailer trash MILFs need love, too.

And she needs your rent payment too.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

What happens when we get there?

 

[Gatormac2112]

I guess no way to get sidebar using iphone? Watching this number count to 1 million is the most important thing in my life right now.

EDIT: I see it all the way down at the bottom of the page. Thank God, I was afraid I would miss it!

 

[Pablos Tunnel]

5500

 

[Frozen Gator]

5499

 

[Musclepug]

i was gonna write 5499... but didnt

 

[OllieGator]

 

[JCTow]

I’ll do my part

 

[Pablos Tunnel]

Santa was good to me! I am ready for the internet revolution.

 

[JCTow]

Santa was good to me! I am ready for the internet revolution.

I bet that thing was 78 pounds

 

[Pablos Tunnel]

I bet that thing was 78 pounds

At least

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Santa was good to me! I am ready for the internet revolution.

We could run that shyt on Puppy Linux, bruh.

Edit: oops thought that was an all-in-one on first glance. I blame Corch for talking about his all-in-one earlier.

 

[Pablos Tunnel]

We could run that shyt on Puppy Linux, bruh.

Edit: oops thought that was an all-in-one on first glance. I blame Corch for talking about his all-in-one earlier.

Puppy Linux

 

[OllieGator]

I didn't figure Law as a nerd