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I'd allow myself to be incarcerated for 20 years in a penitentiary for a crime I did not commit, be cast down with the sodomites and raped, be beaten and thrown into solitary, and then crawl to freedom through five hundred yards of sh*t smelling foulness, just to have her nail me in the eye with a football.
I'd allow myself to be incarcerated for 20 years in a penitentiary for a crime I did not commit, be cast down with the sodomites and raped, be beaten and thrown into solitary, and then crawl to freedom through five hundred yards of sh*t smelling foulness, just to have her nail me in the eye with a football.
I'd allow myself to be incarcerated for 20 years in a penitentiary for a crime I did not commit, be cast down with the sodomites and raped, be beaten and thrown into solitary, and then crawl to freedom through five hundred yards of sh*t smelling foulness, just to have her nail me in the eye with a football.
I have no idea to this day how she throws a football like that. Truth is, I don’t want to know. Some things are better left unsaid. I’d like to think her throwing motion is something so beautiful, it can’t be expressed in words, and it makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those passes soared higher and farther than anybody in a grey place dares to dream. It was as if some beautiful bird had flapped into our drab little cage and made these walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Gatorchatter felt free
I would stalk her too but my wife keeps too close of an eye on me.She has her own YouTube station. On one video she is doing a shoot for women's fitness I think and she is talking about her background. During the interview she basically says that in the high school she played every female sport that was available, and she played softball at the collegiate level. That is where her throwing motion comes from I would imagine.
I would stalk her too but my wife keeps too close of an eye on me.