APB for Alvin Dork

[Zambo]

Please bestow some of your backwoods craftiness upon us. Tell us what were your keys to a moral victory?

 

[HogtownGator]

 

[deuce]

Lock up the knives.... on second thought..

 

[TallyGator]

He'll wallow for a bit...then be back...

 

[VulcanAlex]

Well I bet he will have many excuses sort of like his kind. I am not that proud of our play except on defense, but I will take the results that keep Vole fans off my case for another year. I do expect whoever from the West they play to beat them and perhaps KY as well. If this happens I see another coaching change in their near future as they are even more entitled thinking that we are.

 

[Jax Gator]

Alvin Dork eats crow one more time!

 

[Coach9]

Stumbling down Beale Street, there is a depressed man with BBQ sauce stained underwear.

 

[The Original DC]

Now that UT's season is over, he's busy typing up a new post, something about Peyton Manning in the NFL. That's what he's done for the last ten years or so. Get ass kicked by Florida, change focus to Peyton.

 

[Coach9]

Now that UT's season is over, he's busy typing up a new post, something about Peyton Manning in the NFL. That's what he's done for the last ten years or so. Get ass kicked by Florida, change focus to Peyton.

Even tries to adopt Andrew Luck as a backup

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Screw all Voles.

And give him the knives.

 

[CapitalGator02]

Probably taking a beer bong up the ass

 

[TN G8tr]

Yep he's busy cleaning the plungers.

 

[I Have No Friends :(]

Tennessee couldn't beat our worst team we've fielded in the last 10 meetings. So much laughing.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Probably taking a beer bong up the ass

Beer and more.

 

[CapitalGator02]

Beer and more.

Vodka soaked tampons?

 

[GatorStud]

Don't do it Dork. You've seen this for the last ten years...

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Vodka soaked tampons?

Uncle Jeb and Uncle Ned.

 

[TN G8tr]

He's currently the next caller on the Suicide Prenvetion Hotline. They put him on hold.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Alvie, up and down the river.

 

[Alvin York]

Stumbling down Beale Street, there is a depressed man with BBQ sauce stained underwear.

You hit on it.