Bits & Pieces: Florida vs South Carolina

Durty South Swamp

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Not if Jessica Alba was also on the island.
So you're telling me if you, Jessica alba and Alyssa lang were on a deserted island, youd only hit alba and ignore lang?

I don't buy that for a second. At some point eating at home gets boring and you want to head out, even if you end up in a burger king drive thru. :lol:
 

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So you're telling me if you, Jessica alba and Alyssa lang were on a deserted island, youd only hit alba and ignore lang?

I don't buy that for a second. At some point eating at home gets boring and you want to head out, even if you end up in a burger king drive thru. :lol:

Let’s be honest, if Zambo did in fact find himself on a deserted island with Alba and this nose girl, it would undoubtedly have to have something to do with his flying and crash landing with them on board. So let’s not assume after a harrowing plane crash, the realization that they’d never see family or friends again, and likely losing their luggage, he just strolls over and has his pick. I think there’s a 50-50 chance they both stonewall him.
 

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So you're telling me if you, Jessica alba and Alyssa lang were on a deserted island, youd only hit alba and ignore lang?

I don't buy that for a second. At some point eating at home gets boring and you want to head out, even if you end up in a burger king drive thru. :lol:
I’d hit Lang every month.
 

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There are occasional moments when I feel like telling my wife she's internet famous on a random sports message board. She has no idea.
 

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Let’s be honest, if Zambo did in fact find himself on a deserted island with Alba and this nose girl, it would undoubtedly have to have something to do with his flying and crash landing with them on board. So let’s not assume after a harrowing plane crash, the realization that they’d never see family or friends again, and likely losing their luggage, he just strolls over and has his pick. I think there’s a 50-50 chance they both stonewall him.
Yeah, but did the plane crash fix that nose?
 

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So if you were stuck on a deserted island with no hope of being rescued, would you hit it then?

Ridiculous premise.

First off, my original comments had nothing to do with the way she looks. I was referring to the fact that she is terrible at her job and the fact that she is still there tells us that ESPN apparently agrees with me.
Second, I don’t plan on ever being on a deserted island but if I was I trust I, like everyone else on Earth, would eventually hit any female on the island with me.
 

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Ridiculous premise.

First off, my original comments had nothing to do with the way she looks. I was referring to the fact that she is terrible at her job and the fact that she is still there tells us that ESPN apparently agrees with me.
Second, I don’t plan on ever being on a deserted island but if I was I trust I, like everyone else on Earth, would eventually hit any female on the island with me.
Glad to see you come around DGD ,I was starting to worry about you.
 

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