Bubba's Jetpack

[itsgr82bag8r]

 

[NavetG8r]

I don't even play golf anymore, but I want one!

 

[divits]

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[rogdochar]

New meaning to the phrase "air it out".

 

[Gatordiddy]

As if you couldn't get any less exercise playing golf... they go and do something like this.

 

[rogdochar]

owner's manual says they're so expensive to operate, it's best to land it atop a golf cart and travel that way.??

 

[Jake from State Farm]

Why waste it on golf? Mount some cameras or guns and go hunting....

 

[Gatordiddy]

I'd like to drive that to work some mornings here in D.C.

 

[CGgater]

Because golf isn't expensive enough...

 

[GatorTAG]

I'm going to need mine outfitted with a weedeater and a chain saw to get to my ball in the rough.

And will the beer girl meet me in the air?

Yeah, drinking, golf and flying go great together.

 

[t-gator]

There's no way in hell I'm strapping myself to one of those.

 

[NVGator]

There's no way in hell I'm strapping myself to one of those.

We know, you prefer other strap-ons.

 

[t-gator]

We know, you prefer other strap-ons.

You're wife's a freakin liar!

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

There's no way in hell I'm strapping myself to one of those.

We know, you prefer other strap-ons.

You're wife's a freakin liar!

 

[NVGator]

You're wife's a freakin liar!

I'm just repeating what you wife told me. Not passing any judgement.

 

[PastyStoole]

What could possibly go wrong?

You drunkenly run your golf cart into a tree, the ranger comes and bitches you out. You drunkenly run your jet pack into a tree, you die a humorous and hilariously ironic death.

 

[Lake Gator]

Why waste it on golf? Mount some cameras or guns and go hunting....

Already been done. It's called an Apache chopper.

 

[aka]

I'll wait for the teleporter.

 

[rogdochar]

About 25 years ago, my friend, Bob Lee, told me about his friend (car restoration buffs) who graduated from
Andrew Jackson. This guy was wealthy and Bob couldn't see how. Well, it turns out that he was a hunting guide for wealthy CEOs. They hunted Elk in South Dakota -- hunted them from helicopter. That's against Federal Law.
So the FBI ran a sting and cuffed him...They took both of his houses, big fine $, and 2 years
in Fed prison. They took the houses because in their searches, in both houses, they found
Roladexes containing the names of past and potential clients.

 

[Lake Gator]

About 25 years ago, my friend, Bob Lee, told me about his friend (car restoration buffs) who graduated from
Andrew Jackson. This guy was wealthy and Bob couldn't see how. Well, it turns out that he was a hunting guide for wealthy CEOs. They hunted Elk in South Dakota -- hunted them from helicopter. That's against Federal Law.
So the FBI ran a sting and cuffed him...They took both of his houses, big fine $, and 2 years
in Fed prison. They took the houses because in their searches, in both houses, they found
Roladexes containing the names of past and potential clients.

Rog, I love your always pertinent posts that zero in on the topic at hand with surgical precision. Keep on keeping on fellow fan.