Crucial Keys to the Game: UMASS

[Crucial]

What up Gata playas? I got a treat for you,
Been contemplatin things I could drop that's new.
Startin this year I'll give a game preview,
Of how our boys are gunna rep that Orange and Blue.

First on the slate we got a true cupcake,
I could say that they good but you know they ain't.
They bankin on hope they realize is faint,
Oh and welcome home Coach, SOS a saint.

So let's dive into some gameday analysis:
Their new QB gunna wish for paralysis.
Surrender to our D shoutin "Coach they surroundin us!"
Hit 'em so hard they endin up on dialysis.

"So tell us all Crucial how we secure this win?"
No keys needed here: Push to start, my friend.
Just show up, show out, and play from within.
Gunna see Trask cleanin up at the end.

So for this first game nothing much to know.
We gunna clear up some rust and win it if we show.
Like true minutemen they will be two pumps and blow.
Go Gatas fam, now I'm gunna hit the yo!

 

[GR8 2B]

What up Gata playas? I got a treat for you,
Been contemplatin things I could drop that's new.
Startin this year I'll give a game preview,
Of how our boys are gunna rep that Orange and Blue.

First on the slate we got a true cupcake,
I could say that they good but you know they ain't.
They bankin on hope they realize is faint,
Oh and welcome home Coach, SOS a saint.

So let's dive into some gameday analysis:
Their new QB gunna wish for paralysis.
Surrender to our D shoutin "Coach they surroundin us!"
Hit 'em so hard they endin up on dialysis.

"So tell us all Crucial how we secure this win?"
No keys needed here: Push to start, my friend.
Just show up, show out, and play from within.
Gunna see Trask cleanin up at the end.

So for this first game nothing much to know.
We gunna clear up some rust and win it if we show.
Like true minutemen they will be two pumps and blow.
Go Gatas fam, now I'm gunna hit the yo!

I hate rap.

 

[GatorJ]

I hate rap.

You're in the minority.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

My crucial point of the night.

Win.

 

[MJMGator]

Show up

 

[Ray Finkle]

Show up

Crucial pointed that out already

 

[MJMGator]

Crucial pointed that out already

I'm sorry. I couldn't read that crap after the first "rhyme".

 

[bradgator2]

I hate rap.

I listen to rap sometimes.

And then the light changes.

 

[GR8 2B]

You're in the minority.

I'm no slave to fashion.

 

[MidwestChomp]

Rather clever title.

 

[deuce]

Poor rap and poor game performance.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

crucials rap was lame, just like his prediction on the game.

 

[LagoonGator68]

Crucial needs to go back to being a dishwashers assistant.

 

[AugustaGator]

You're in the minority.

And proud of it.

 

[TN G8tr]

Not so crucial I think.

 

[GatorStud]

... whatever

 

[RocketCityGator]

I listen to rap sometimes.

And then the light changes.

LMBO Just the laugh I needed to start my Sunday!