Currently 104th ranked offense, but.....

[MJMGator]

I kid you not, my wife told me that she doesn't Watch gator football anymore because it's so boring. So she just goes to sleep good night games come on. But she said that my constant laughter wakes her up. I've moved on from rage to laughter. At this joke of a coaching staff.

I doubt I'll make to the end.

 

[Lake Gator]

Hey, at least Kentucky is 102nd
Tennessee is 110th
And Vanderbilt is 127th

What do those three teams have in common?

All have 3 syllables in their name and 3 digits in their ranking.

 

[78]

What happens if for some inextricable reason we have an offensive explosion? Do we stay with the alternate unis?

 

[Lake Gator]

What happens if for some inextricable reason we have an offensive explosion? Do we stay with the alternate unis?

That's when it's revealed the new unis r superhero suits...like Ironman's.

 

[Durty South Swamp]

When I watch now, I honestly have no emotion regardless of what happens during the game. If we make a play I just sit there and feel nothing, and if we do something stupid or the other team scores I just sit there feeling nothing. It honestly doesn't matter. We aren't going anywhere special until this staff is fired.

 

[Gatormac2112]

I don't get emotional at all when things go bad anymore. Hell, I told my wife if TA&M scored more than 14 we would lose, then watched it slowly come to fruition. Just calmly sitting there watching our inept team. Calmly.

 

[Gator Fever]

I wonder if we will break into the 90s after this yardage explosion?

 

[Gator Fever]

I guess not - we are the # 106 offense now.

 

[URGatorBait]

I guess not - we are the # 106 offense now.

Better than Vandy, UT, UK, USCe, and FSU

 

[Zambo]

UCF is number 1 in scoring offense and number 5 in total offense. Who is their coach again?

 

[78]

UCF is number 1 in scoring offense and number 5 in total offense. Who is their coach again?

Jack Frost.

 

[Zambo]

Jack Frost.

I think his name is Scott

 

[GatorJ]

How's this?

 

[gingerlover]

I kid you not, my wife told me that she doesn't Watch gator football anymore because it's so boring. So she just goes to sleep good night games come on. But she said that my constant laughter wakes her up. I've moved on from rage to laughter. At this joke of a coaching staff.

My wife now cleans the house during day games and during our night games goes to watch Home shows and golden girls reruns. She used to be scared I was mad but now knows I just laugh about it.

 

[Gator Fever]

Well we are back up to the # 103 total yards/game spot now with the bye week but FSU has now passed us to move into the # 102 total yards/game spot now. The bye week moved us up to the # 36 defense now.

 

[Gator Fever]

We are back to # 113 now in total yards/game. Hopefully a coaching change makes this point moot.