David Reese Rising

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It's important that this kid turns out to be a home run. He and Gardner can go a long way to helping this year's defense.
 

maheo30

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Clearly this is just hype. Kid is a 3 star. He's not going to be any good.

#starsmatter :cool:
 

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Did I miss something? Who's Bleedallonme? Anzalone? Rolin?
It was a good try but he has to work on his sarcasm. You have to be clear enough. Bleedzalone or Backzalone would have been clearer.
 

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three syllables parallel the original name, middle syllable shares same consonance as original, third syllable rhymes with original. clear reference to player's propensity for injury. i thought it was damn good. but, you can't please everyone.

not sure about Rolin's yet. someone will come up with something.
 

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Are you doubting my sarcasm skills, grasshopper?

I'm just giving you free tips on how to be a better azzhole here. Take it or leave it.
 
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MidwestChomp

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this whole board is like a sarcasm buffet.

Gator fans.

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three syllables parallel the original name, middle syllable shares same consonance as original, third syllable rhymes with original. clear reference to player's propensity for injury. i thought it was damn good. but, you can't please everyone.

not sure about Rolin's yet. someone will come up with something.
The key is in knowing how anzalone's name is pronounced. I'm going to take a wild guess that less than 10% of posters know.
 

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