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Felon State LB kicked off team

3rd stringer, making room for another scolly. Dumbo would not kick a star off the team.
 
None of the players or coaches could pronounce his name. He had to go.
 
TN G8tr;n99784 said:
Nah, he must have threatened to turn Rapeis in.

This. Or flaunted crab legs in front of Winston.
 
"See, we police our program...we have standards...even our 3rd string, redshirt, special teams players who can easily be replaced have standards to meet" - Jimbob Weedwhacker.
 
Of course he kicked him off the team, the kid was never going to see the field anyway. :rolleyes:
 
Captain Sasquatch;99797 said:
Of course he kicked him off the team, the kid was never going to see the field anyway. :rolleyes:
Yep. He thinks it makes him look good but it only highlights his ignorance
 
On FSU's 2013 championship team, he was a standout special teams player

seeing snaps mostly at end of games.

Eligwe was in the midst of recovering from a Lisfranc injury suffered during the offseason, and the report says that he has been dismissed due to a "violation of team rules."

So...let me see if I get this right.?.?. A special teams player, who only gets into the defensive rotation at the end of games (After they've dominated yet another weak ACC opponent) who is also recovering from an off season injury, got dismissed from the team....

Meanwhile an accused rapists, who have been proven to be thief, a liar and an all around complete and entitled DUMB ASS and a man who uses pregnant girlfriends as punching bags... are in the starting lineup.Yep, that sounds about right for Clown U.
:nole:

'Finkle was right, the poor dope probably donated to a charity or held the door open for an old lady or something equally bastardly.
 
Kicked off for violation of team rules. I guess stealing and raping is not a violation of team rules. I would like to get a copy of the team rules, it's probably written in crayon considering the academic prowess of Clown College.
 
Gator87;n99855 said:
Kicked off for violation of team rules. I guess stealing and raping is not a violation of team rules. I would like to get a copy of the team rules, it's probably written in crayon considering the academic prowess of Clown College.

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He stole crab legs out of Jameis' locker.
 
Whatever happened to International Rules for Janikowski and any other players Bobby couldn't pronounce?
 
Law98gator;n100106 said:
Whatever happened to International Rules for Janikowski and any other players Bobby couldn't pronounce?

Ah yes, the Fat A$$ - Sea Bass.
 

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