- Oct 8, 2017
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The state of FSU fandom - a metaphor:
This might be the most disgusting video I’ve ever seen (and I’ve been sent 2girls1cup). But, since it references FSU fandom, it’s pretty fantastic and on point for FSU’s clown, animal care college.
2.2 GPA, 940 SAT Kid:
“Hey mom and dad, I want to go to FSU. They offer a clown college and I really want to work with elephants.”
Parent: “FSU is a sub rate school. You’ll probably come out with no marketable skills and cleaning up elephant sh!t.”
Dumbass kid again: “why don’t you ever trust me?”
Reality down the line: manually clearing a 3 foot dung impaction on a 2-ton elephant using only a garden hose, rain coat, and your dumb-ass FSU face.