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I love you Navy peeps for 51 weeks out of the year, but not this week. Yall gonna get rolled as we go get that Commanders Cup this Saturday.

As such every year, Army uniforms are sexy AF and better looking than Navy uniforms. 3rd Infantry Division, Rock of the Marne, is the flavor. I was in 3ID two times in my career and deployed with them as part of the network engineer team in 2012 to Afghanistan.

3ID Song:

I wouldn't give a bean, to be a fancy pants marine.
Id rather be a dog face soldier like I am.
I wouldnt trade my old ODs for any navy dungarees,
for Im the walking pride of uncle sam.
On Army posters that I read it says be all that you can,
so theyre tearing me down to build me over again.
Im just a dog face soldier, with a rifle on my shoulder,
I eat raw meat for breakfast every day.
So feed me ammunition, keep me in the 3rd Division,
your dog face soldier is a okay!

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I love you Navy peeps for 51 weeks out of the year, but not this week. Yall gonna get rolled as we go get that Commanders Cup this Saturday.

As such every year, Army uniforms are sexy AF and better looking than Navy uniforms. 3rd Infantry Division, Rock of the Marne, is the flavor. I was in 3ID two times in my career and deployed with them as part of the network engineer team in 2012 to Afghanistan.

3ID Song:

I wouldn't give a bean, to be a fancy pants marine.
Id rather be a dog face soldier like I am.
I wouldnt trade my old ODs for any navy dungarees,
for Im the walking pride of uncle sam.
On Army posters that I read it says be all that you can,
so theyre tearing me down to build me over again.
Im just a dog face soldier, with a rifle on my shoulder,
I eat raw meat for breakfast every day.
So feed me ammunition, keep me in the 3rd Division,
your dog face soldier is a okay!

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Brother, I'm with ya on wanting Army to win, but the whole "Army uniforms are sexy AF and better looking than Navy uniforms" thing?

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Like full on Navy ghey
 
My confused father story. I tell it every year.

He was a pilot in the Army Air Corp. When the Army Air Corp became the Air Force he went in the Air Force reserves and retired as a bird colonel. As a civilian he worked for the Navy and retired as a GS-16 (it's called something else now). Every now and then a service academy would play Duke. He graduated from Duke.

He was very confused when it came time to cheer for someone.

Editor's note: Even though dad was born in Georgia he hated the Dogs. No confusion there.
 
Nah, the Navy's Silent Service submarine inspired uniforms look much better than those baby diaper dookie brown uniforms Army is sporting:

 
Brother, I'm with ya on wanting Army to win, but the whole "Army uniforms are sexy AF and better looking than Navy uniforms" thing?

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Like full on Navy ghey

Thanks for pointing that out. I get heat for not wanting our $7 million head coach to look like a twice-divorced homeless middle school science teacher, and neteng gets away with talking about sexy uniforms?
 
My patriotism won't allow me to choose sides in the Army/Navy game. I absolutely LOVE watching it every year though. One of my "bucket list" items is to actually watch the game in person... maybe some day...
 
ya know why sailors have name tags above the back pocket of their pants? so marine's know whos name to yell in the heat of passion.

go army.
 

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