How sad is this thread...

[TheDouglas78]

http://www.volnation.com/forum/tennessee-vols-football/262376-beat-florida-am.html

 

[NavetG8r]

"WHEN we beat Florida I am going to..."

I think they're jumping the gun a little bit.

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

When we beat Twelve-essee, I'll laugh my ass of and move on like I have the last eleven years.

 

[rogdochar]

Vol fans think Appleby is deflating the footballs.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

Jeesh, Tennessee is 6.5 point favorites but if you read volition you'd think they were 21 point underdogs.

 

[williston_gator]

"Run naked threw the woods..."

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

"Run naked threw the woods..."

 

[TLB]

Appreciate the magnitude of being 4-0 (1-0 SEC). Relish the feeling of being in our rightful place.

...and then watch the team fold and come in second or third in the East. Beating FL doesn't make the heart of their schedule any easier.

Watch the ESPN experts do the backstroke explaining how they could have possibly been so wrong.

Has ANYONE been saying FL will beat TN (besides us)? Or are they all saying TN wins, like I've been hearing?

When we beat Florida I'm going to send a bulk order of rubber ducks to the Florida football complex

I like that one.

.. be one of the few people in the nursing home that remembers the last time we beat them. :-)

Um, yeah.

Finally bathe. 12 years is too long.

lol

...be 90 years old and driving a 2061 Corvette.

Reality sets in.

 

[Himey]

http://www.volnation.com/forum/tennessee-vols-football/262456-florida-wins.html

This one is pretty good too. My goodness they are obsessed with UF over there. Almost every thread is about us.

 

[PastyStoole]

I liked this one: "...get so drunk I mistakenly kiss my cousin and anal plunger rape my wife."

 

[Captain Sasquatch]

I liked this one: "...get so drunk I mistakenly kiss my cousin and anal plunger rape my wife."

Pretty sure that would happen win or lose.

 

[bradgator2]

I liked this one: "...get so drunk I mistakenly kiss my cousin and anal plunger rape my wife."

Interesting that they left out the Franzia and butt funnel.