Humorous holiday decorations

[crosscreekcooter]

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, “Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
The stock boy replied, “No ma’am, they’re dead.”

 

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[Treebeard]

Somewhat in keeping with the Holiday theme...

IF YOU ARE TIRED OF TURKEY OR HAMS FOR THE HOLIDAYS......HERE IS AN IDEA FOR YA !!

STUFFED POSSUM WITH CABBAGE CARROTS RICE AN GRAVY

 

[Treebeard]

As bad as this year has been, you can still be grateful for not living here:

 

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[Treebeard]

I don’t mean to be a grinch, but....

To those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yards, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?

Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.

It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

 

[Treebeard]

Had a blast at the Amish Christmas Light Festival last night!

 

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[CDGator]

Ornament for 2020

 

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