Johnny 8ball enters rehab

[Durty South Swamp]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12...mprove-himself

 

[WobbleGator]

I can't wait for the new and improved Johnny to appear next season. :rolleyes:

 

[Durty South Swamp]

of all the names so far, this one is definitely my favorite!

 

[GatorJB]

I think either someone talked him into going, or he woke up one morning and something really bad happened while he was wasted (e.g., murdered a prostitute, slept with a tranny, etc.). If he is going to rehab on his own free will, then he'll get better. If a coach or agent talked him into doing this, then it is likely that he'll eventually relapse. It's harder to break an addiction when others want you to stop more than yourself.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Im really mad at myself for not thinking of that.

 

[t-gator]

Im really mad at myself for not thinking of that.

You laughing at coke addict is like navet making fun of a stoner

 

[divits]

I think either someone talked him into going, or he woke up one morning and something really bad happened while he was wasted (e.g., murdered a prostitute, slept with a tranny, etc.). If he is going to rehab on his own free will, then he'll get better. If a coach or agent talked him into doing this, then it is likely that he'll eventually relapse. It's harder to break an addiction when others want you to stop more than yourself.

Yeah, this is what I'm thinking. It's a planned PR idea by his handlers that is destined to fail. People act like 3 weeks in rehab works miracles and changes a lifetime of habits. Doesn't happen that way. He's shown time and time again that he has zero interest in getting his sh!t together. After reading that article that was written about him while he was still in college I had little doubt that his career was not going to go very smoothly. His dad sounded like a powerless enabler as did everyone else around him. Spoiled ass rich kid who's been catered to all his life. What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Durty South Swamp]

Im really mad at myself for not thinking of that.

 

[ReelGatorDoc]

He's going to a special clinic that specializes in making him taller

 

[VulcanAlex]

Talk is cheap and of course going to treatment only costs money. Change is very difficult to impossible especially for those like him. Good luck to him but I bet his football is over soon.

 

[AlexDaGator]

I'm shocked, shocked I say.

In other headlines that could have been written months ago, Winter in Wisconsin is cold, diamonds are expensive, FSU Sucks, and Peyton Manning choked in the playoffs.

Alex.

 

[MJMGator]

The rumor is...this is just a cover story. He's gone in for a penis enlargement.

 

[LagoonGator68]

Word is he woke up from a 3-way with at least one tranny.

 

[CapitalGator02]

The rumor is...this is just a cover story. He's gone in for a penis enlargement.

I heard they were going to convert his vagina to a penis. I guess the truth is somewhere in the middle

 

[rogdochar]

It's a planned PR idea by his handlers

Smart idea divs …. Tebow shoulda' done it to boost his career.

 

[Gator87]

The rumor is...this is just a cover story. He's gone in for a penis enlargement.

Why, I thought he was already a big enough dick