Kentucky Derby

[Gator Fever]

I think Exaggerator takes this. Took him for the win and played some exotics.

 

[Ray Finkle]

Midgets on horses for less than a minute. Why is this in the sports forum?

 

[ExecutiveGator]

The smart money is on Ole Hee Haw... no?

 

[Swamp Donkey]

Is this the day that its chic to pretend anyone gives a damn about horseracing or knows even the slightest thing about it? Other than its midgets on horses?

 

[Gatorphan]

I saw a video of monkeys on greyhounds racing in Asia. It blows the thoroughbred racing away.

 

[MJMGator]

Old bitches in gaudy hats watching midgets on horseback. What a sport!

 

[Patriot]

Let me guess - you're too poor to attend. I've been once it was on the bucket list. Lots of very hot women there, but yeah the jockey's were short good observation on your part.

 

[Ray Finkle]

Let me guess - you're too poor to attend. I've been once it was on the bucket list. Lots of very hot women there, but yeah the jockey's were short good observation on your part.

Yeah, I think most of us would have to sell what little clothes we have to cover that ticket price. How did you make it big enough to spend $60 or so to get in?

 

[MJMGator]

Yeah, I think most of us would have to sell what little clothes we have to cover that ticket price. How did you make it big enough to spend $60 or so to get in?

He sold his cocktail dress.

 

[MertzJay26]

Is this the day that its chic to pretend anyone gives a damn about horseracing or knows even the slightest thing about it? Other than its midgets on horses?

This x 100000

 

[Patriot]

It more fun than nascar and much better looking women as well.

 

[Ray Finkle]

It more fun than nascar and much better looking women as well.

They are both equal parts lame. Both are midget events with a different number of horses involved and different lengths.

 

[t-gator]

Hores racing isn't a sport. It's business, like the stock market.

 

[rogdochar]

Yeah, I think most of us would have to sell what little clothes we have to cover that ticket price. How did you make it big enough to spend $60 or so to get in?

Hobsnobbing with the elite. Bet he had to stand in a bloodline to get in.