Letters of Interest for NCAA Coaching Jobs

[SaltyGator]

A guy a work with is a big Bama homer and shared with me these two letters written by a member of the bamaonline forum tjelliot. Although they came from a bama fan I have to admit they're pretty damn funny! I especially like the reference about the Goomba mushroom creatures!

University of Maryland Job
https://alabama.247sports.com/Board...th-a-job-interest-email-for-Maryland-40196238

USC (west coast)
https://alabama.247sports.com/Board...or-Southern-Cal-job-USEe-coming-soon-40249154

 

[TLB]

Those were funny. Looks like a first go, off the cuff, as they could be polished a bit more but they are pretty good for what they are.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

have long admired the football program at USC. Legendary players such as Marcus Allen,OJ Simpson, George Rogers, Stephen Garcia, and (NAME REMOVED DUE TO NCAA SANCTIONS) are a great basis for a great program. I believe that I can bring in players that are the same caliber as (NAME REMOVED DUE TO NCAA SANCTIONS). (NAME REMOVED DUE TO NCAA SANCTIONS) was a thrilling player and I want to make USC great again.

That's purty funny right there. I don't care who you are.

 

[maheo30]

I have an outstanding respect for Maryland football. Some people like turtles. I love turtles. I live turtles. I refuse to kill a single enemy whenever I play Mario, except for those evil Goomba mushroom creatures. Those get stomped and sent straight to Mushroom Hell. The turtles survive.

 

[crosscreekcooter]

Thats good stuff

 

[t-gator]

The usc one was pretty funny