Did you see the size of that jumbotron? Man that thing was kewl. We had a 50 inch one just like it back in Montana.
I remember back in Washington, when I was working as the popcorn vendor at one of the women's basketball games, we had a 36" jumbotron. I kept saying to the head men's basketball coach standing next to me - he was selling the drinks in the next pop-up tent - man, these people just don't know how great they have it here at East No One Cares State. Why, back in my day in Montana, we had to bend a goat over to see the same struggling athleticism this close and personal.
