Oh My God: Is It an Asteroid? No, It's the Tennessee Volunteers!

[Alvin York]

All of those wins are over teams that have a combined 5 wins.

Well I guess we all can't play powerhouses like Florida Atlantic.

 

[TN G8tr]

I know this. We ended the season like a F-22 Raptor.

Keep trying numbnut! But you'll never get there. More like Crop duster spreading manure.

 

[GatorJ]

Well I guess we all can't play powerhouses like Florida Atlantic.

Or like Tennessee…

 

[Alvin York]

It's the story of the Millennium. I can hardly believe it myself. The Florida Gators have been defeated by their bitterest rival, the Florida State Seminoles, five out of the last six years. They've lost an unprecedented three in a row at their beloved Swamp to the Noles. Even the despised and venerated Bobby Bowden takes a back seat to FSU head coach, Jimbo Fisher, as the ultimate Gator Killer. What's his secret? Where does his Mojo Magic come from?

I can't help wondering what our old friend, Muncie, would say about all of this. Can you imagine the smack he would being to the board? He would be so stoked to the max singing the praises of his Noles and Jimbo Fisher not to mention reminding all of us about the best band in the land.

I miss his presence and contributions.

 

[LagoonGator68]

It's the story of the Millennium. I can hardly believe it myself. The Florida Gators have been defeated by their bitterest rival, the Florida State Seminoles, five out of the last six years. They've lost an unprecedented three in a row at their beloved Swamp to the Noles. Even the despised and venerated Bobby Bowden takes a back seat to FSU head coach, Jimbo Fisher, as the ultimate Gator Killer. What's his secret? Where does his Mojo Magic come from?

I can't help wondering what our old friend, Muncie, would say about all of this. Can you imagine the smack he would being to the board? He would be so stoked to the max singing the praises of his Noles and Jimbo Fisher not to mention reminding all of us about the best band in the land.

I miss his presence and contributions.

The skin flute finally got him.

 

[MJMGator]

Now we have to listen to Dork try and live through a deceased rival poster? Dude, just jump on the Bama bandwagon so you don't look so pathetic.

 

[GatorJ]

RIP Muncie. There most likely would've also been a thread on halftime performances. But I don't think that he would have ducked out for a month if they would've lost like you did…

 

[WobbleGator]

Ban dork for using Muncie as a way to insult the Gators.

 

[GatorJ]

I'm just going to start merging all your dumbass threads together.

 

[GatorJ]

I screwed up. Now I'll just have to send a solitaire to fix it.

 

[URGatorBait]

I screwed up. Now I'll just have to send a solitaire to fix it.

You could ban him like wobble said

 

[Durty South Swamp]

actually, i think its just uranus...

 

[GatorJ]

You could ban him like wobble said

#Truth. But he is rather innocuous. He brings more shame to himself than anyone else with these thread. It reeks of desperation.

 

[MDG]

didn't realize you all had this precious snowflake posting here. rarefied air, that is.

 

[CGgater]

Alvie and the vols... Living vicariously through other athletic programs since the beginning of time.


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[Alvin York]

It all comes down to this.

Vols and Gators go together like...
Albanians and Serbs,
Kurds and Chechens,
Fox and MSNBC,
Hatfield's and McCoy's.

 

[MJMGator]

More like dogsh*t and a shoe.

 

[krisl648]

VOLS go together like .....
brother and sister
cousin and cousin
mother and son
daddy and daughter

 

[crosscreekcooter]

what does a Tenercee Vole and a kernel of corn have in common?

 

[Doopree]

Alvin's favorite words:
1. Almost
2. Next year
3. I'm the taker in this relationship