Oregon State unveils Turnover Chainsaw

[soflagator]

I want to see a "Turnover AR-15"!

They get an INT, come to the bench, and rattle off a 30 round magazine!!

Now I think you’re being a little ridiculous.

To me, the obvious choice is the turnover lap dance. You’re telling me we wouldn’t have pounced on a single one of those 12 fumbles against miami if that’s what was waiting?

 

[AlexDaGator]

Next week USF will unveil the “Turnover Lapdance”.

The defensive player who recovers a fumble or intercepts a pass runs to a green and gold decorated throne on the sidelines and two dancers from Mons Venus perform a lapdance while “Pour Some Sugar On Me” is played over the stadium sound system.

It’s the most Tampa thing ever. Except for the dancers have to wear SOME clothing. But other than that, you know.


Alex.

 

[GatorInGeorgia]

Lulz

Are they throwing in the Leaterface mask, too? That would be impressive.

 

[rogdochar]

I want to see a "Turnover AR-15"!
They get an INT, come to the bench, and rattle off a 30 round magazine!!

... firing tracer bullets into the air.

To me, the obvious choice is the turnover lap dance.

... turnover twerking ?

 

[JCTow]

I think Berkeley is coming out with their own chai latte skinny half-caff light whip double pump vanilla turnover drink

This is perfect!!! I literally laughed aloud

 

[cover2]

The latest in what seems to be an endless array of gimmicks to somehow fire up the players and, I suppose, the crowd. Russel Crowe's line "Are you not entertained?" comes to mind. Time was, fans were entertained by dominating defenses that maximized hard-hitting, toughness, and execution. Pair that with a potent offense and a fan base went home happy more often than not. But times change. And so have the expectations of the masses. In a lot of cases, it's not as much a game as it is an event...and the associated costs reflect and cultivate that. So what's next? I laughed at the "Turnover Lap Dance" idea, but what's next might be equally as bizarre. I'd just like to see a really good defensive performance, in our case the back seven playing on par with our front four. Combine that with FF minimizing the F ups, the OL getting a push, and I'm entertained. Let the mutants and other basement dwellers crank up chain saws, put on masks, or don pocket books. Let's play ball again.

 

[AugustaGator]

The latest in what seems to be an endless array of gimmicks to somehow fire up the players and, I suppose, the crowd. Russel Crowe's line "Are you not entertained?" comes to mind. Time was, fans were entertained by dominating defenses that maximized hard-hitting, toughness, and execution. Pair that with a potent offense and a fan base went home happy more often than not. But times change. And so have the expectations of the masses. In a lot of cases, it's not as much a game as it is an event...and the associated costs reflect and cultivate that. So what's next? I laughed at the "Turnover Lap Dance" idea, but what's next might be equally as bizarre. I'd just like to see a really good defensive performance, in our case the back seven playing on par with our front four. Combine that with FF minimizing the F ups, the OL getting a push, and I'm entertained. Let the mutants and other basement dwellers crank up chain saws, put on masks, or don pocket books. Let's play ball again.

The future is bright.

 

[Bait'n Gator]

Now I think you’re being a little ridiculous.

To me, the obvious choice is the turnover lap dance. You’re telling me we wouldn’t have pounced on a single one of those 12 fumbles against miami if that’s what was waiting?

Hugh Feeeze just asked someone to hold his beer.

 

[TLB]

Hugh Feeeze just asked someone to hold his beer.

Houston Nutt is in the back, watching, waiting, revving his motorcycle to one-up Freeze.

 

[TLB]

I'd just like to see a really good defensive performance

Your showing your age, wanting quality football. Today's fans want fireworks, laser shows, fog machines, and a killer soundtrack. The concept of 'football' is a necessary evil, adequately met by having some kids in uniform running around on the field. Who has the ball, or if there is a ball, doesn't really matter.

 

[gatormandan]

Your showing your age, wanting quality football. Today's fans want fireworks, laser shows, fog machines, and a killer soundtrack. The concept of 'football' is a necessary evil, adequately met by having some kids in uniform running around on the field. Who has the ball, or if there is a ball, doesn't really matter.

:(:(

 

[cover2]

Your showing your age, wanting quality football. Today's fans want fireworks, laser shows, fog machines, and a killer soundtrack. The concept of 'football' is a necessary evil, adequately met by having some kids in uniform running around on the field. Who has the ball, or if there is a ball, doesn't really matter.

You are correct, sir. At 59, I now understand my granddaddy better than ever. Buttermilk and cornbread could be as good as it gets! ;)

 

[Alumni Guy]

They better play this each time

Anyone remember Livestock, the music festival in Tampa?

I had the great pleasure of hearing that crappy song live there. It was pretty much like seeing Zepplin at MSG.