Jake from State Farm
I'm wearing Khakis, why?
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Prepare yourself to spit coke..
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That reminds me - some friendly advice in case any of you plan on reenacting the refrigerator scene from 9 1/2 weeks… leave mustard off of the menu. There's a reason they call it mustard gas.
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I find the story funny and it sad that you found it.
But, you are Jake from State Farm, right!
But, you are Jake from State Farm, right!
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Oh man, I literally cried from laughing so hard!
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I'm not ashamed to admit I did that once. A girlfriend had Nair or something in her shower. I thought to myself, "I have a genius idea!" Everything that guy said is 100% factual. Although I didnt try the whole ice cream or frozen pea thing for relief. I just sat there. In the shower. Sobbing.
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This is F'ing hilarious.
I just had to go find out what the other reviewers were saying and the next one is equally amusing: DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
By Randy Amarus on May 11, 2012 Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
There are more of course that are also funny:
I just had to go find out what the other reviewers were saying and the next one is equally amusing: DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
By Randy Amarus on May 11, 2012 Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)
There are more of course that are also funny:
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The original link posted was an abbreviated version of the review. Here is the full length version:
https://rats-funnybone.com/veet-hair-removal-gel-for-men-funniest-review-ever/
https://rats-funnybone.com/veet-hair-removal-gel-for-men-funniest-review-ever/
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NVGator:
@CDGator, my Pops and I used to play this. My sister and he did a playing in church this duet.+1 -
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The board has been very wonkey this week. I know others have mentioned it too. Times out or just lags.+3 -
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CDGator:
no, hilariousjdh5484 said:Have you seen the video where they put a sound chip in a roomba? Evertime it hits something, a human voice reacts like when we stub a toe, hit our head on a cabinet, or hit our knee on the corner of a table.
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There are so many man-made specialty technical fabrics out there there's no reason for natural anymore.Bernardo de la Paz said: -
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jdh5484:
Have you seen the video where they put a sound chip in a roomba? Evertime it hits something, a human voice reacts like when we stub a toe, hit our head on a cabinet, or hit our knee on the corner of a table.CDGator said:
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