Prepare yourself to spit coke..

[Jake from State Farm]

https://www.tickld.com/x/the-best-amazon-review-ever-this-man-is-hilarious

 

[Jand3k]

For someone in khakis, that was pretty funny.

I'll admit, I chuckled.

 

[ThreatMatrix]

That reminds me - some friendly advice in case any of you plan on reenacting the refrigerator scene from 9 1/2 weeks… leave mustard off of the menu. There's a reason they call it mustard gas.

 

[Mudd]

Funny stuff.

 

[NavetG8r]

Well then, I know what not to try...

 

[playzwtrux]

I find the story funny and it sad that you found it.
But, you are Jake from State Farm, right!

 

[GatorBart]

I snorted.

 

[itsgr82bag8r]

Oh man, I literally cried from laughing so hard!

 

[bradgator2]

I'm not ashamed to admit I did that once. A girlfriend had Nair or something in her shower. I thought to myself, "I have a genius idea!" Everything that guy said is 100% factual. Although I didnt try the whole ice cream or frozen pea thing for relief. I just sat there. In the shower. Sobbing.

 

[NavetG8r]

I'm not ashamed to admit I did that once. A girlfriend had Nair or something in her shower. I thought to myself, "I have a genius idea!" Everything that guy said is 100% factual. Although I didnt try the whole ice cream or frozen pea thing for relief. I just sat there. In the shower. Sobbing.

 

[deuce]

 

[G 2]

He left off the most important part. What his female friend thought of the results.

 

[Delg8tor]

This is F'ing hilarious.
I just had to go find out what the other reviewers were saying and the next one is equally amusing: DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
By Randy Amarus on May 11, 2012 Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

There are more of course that are also funny:

 

[Delg8tor]

This is F'ing hilarious.
I just had to go find out what the other reviewers were saying and the next one is equally amusing: DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS
By Randy Amarus on May 11, 2012 Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.

(I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

There are more of course that are also funny:

Equally amusing are the reader comments to the original post...

 

[Phineus Maximus]

The original link posted was an abbreviated version of the review. Here is the full length version:

https://rats-funnybone.com/veet-hair-removal-gel-for-men-funniest-review-ever/