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Can Penix wipe off the slime of this embarrassment and stand firm and tall for the remainder of the season?
Discuss.
Sloppy Penix stinks up the field; leaves Indiana fans unfulfilled
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Can Penix wipe off the slime of this embarrassment and stand firm and tall for the remainder of the season?
Discuss.
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Your kind words are appreciated. I'm dedicated to giving a voice to the many, many closet Penix fans lurking on this board. Those of us who are not Penix obsessed have a duty to make people different from us feel welcome and accepted here.
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I believe that the dawning of a fresh virgin season, ripe with possibilities should encourage everyone to renew their appreciation for Penix.
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It's a sad day for sure. While I'm not an expert like some others around here; I'm told that in 2021 both men and women can enjoy Penix or Johnson. I hate to see so many people disappointed.
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Over and over again, sadly. Many times last year he was able to extend fully and reach the goal. Perhaps the problem may be that last year Penix was more pumped up. This could be the fault of the equipment manager.
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You bring up an interesting point. In our highly feminized culture some are quick to blame Penix for failure to perform as expected without considering the role of others. Perhaps the guards pulled too slow for Penix to be explosive? If so that must have been extremely frustrating.
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The Penix Jokes are an extension of myself that my wife really enjoys.
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Sometimes, a n undersized limp Penix just isnt good enough.
Remind your old ladies:
1-800-mor-donk
Remind your old ladies:
1-800-mor-donk
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As long as she's not singling you out specifically about Penix and laughing about it. Because that wouldn't be cool.
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Did you thank her for noticing you?Sometimes, a n undersized limp Penix just isnt good enough.
Remind your old ladies:
1-800-mor-donk
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She likes my Penix jokes because they are shorter than the ones other guys give her.
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Oh yeah. I always give them my appreciation.
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Strangely I've never found a woman that didn't find more satisfaction with longer Penix content. I've got no data point other than yours but I've made a note that shorter Penix content may be craved by some women. I've reached out to Jboss to see if he'd be willing to lend his expertise.
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Many people, my self included, thought Penix was too old and soft to rise up during the heat of the moment.
However, the Washington Huskies thought otherwise, and whipped Penix out to bring victory to the Pacific Northwest. Using Penix and their doggy style brand of football, the Huskies pounded the Spartans into submission.
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However, the Washington Huskies thought otherwise, and whipped Penix out to bring victory to the Pacific Northwest. Using Penix and their doggy style brand of football, the Huskies pounded the Spartans into submission.
Michigan State shredded by Michael Penix Jr. as Washington rolls to win
The No. 11 Spartans suffered their first loss of the season on Saturday in Seattle.
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Many people, my self included, thought Penix was too old and soft to rise up during the heat of the moment.
However, the Washington Huskies thought otherwise, and whipped Penix out to bring victory to the Pacific Northwest. Using Penix and their doggy style brand of football, the Huskies pounded the Spartans into submission.
Michigan State shredded by Michael Penix Jr. as Washington rolls to win
The No. 11 Spartans suffered their first loss of the season on Saturday in Seattle.
I feel like there’s a Mel tucker joke in here somewhere. I can’t see it, but you still kind of know it’s there.
