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to find out if they should wear a white or an orange shirt to the game Saturday to create the checkerboard effect. They are supposed to enter their seat number and it will tell them whether to wear white or orange.
A few things are wrong with this
1. Do they have the internet in Tennessee?
2. How are they going to know what seat they're in if they can't read
3. Do they know the difference between white and orange?
 
Well, I saw the picture of how this will look, if all the drunk goobers can find their seats. It looks like a giant table cloth. Hopefully, the Gators will have a feast and wipe their mouths on it.
 
Gator87;n65554 said:
to find out if they should wear a white or an orange shirt to the game Saturday to create the checkerboard effect. They are supposed to enter their seat number and it will tell them whether to wear white or orange.
A few things are wrong with this
1. Do they have the internet in Tennessee?
2. How are they going to know what seat they're in if they can't read
3. Do they know the difference between white and orange?

:clap:
 
I think it will look kind of bizarre. I imagine 51,000 Michelin Men sitting next to 51,000 Great Pumpkins.
 
divits;n65597 said:
I think it will look kind of bizarre. I imagine 51,000 Michelin Men sitting next to 51,000 Great Pumpkins.

:lmao:
 
Captain Sasquatch;n65600 said:
So the stadium will look cool in the 1st quarter and empty in the 4th. Business as usual.

That's friggin' hilarious.
 
Gator87;n65554 said:
to find out if they should wear a white or an orange shirt to the game Saturday to create the checkerboard effect. They are supposed to enter their seat number and it will tell them whether to wear white or orange.
A few things are wrong with this
1. Do they have the internet in Tennessee?
2. How are they going to know what seat they're in if they can't read
3. Do they know the difference between white and orange?

I will answer in order for you. Being a native Floridian I will try my best.
1. Yes, I'm online. But you have to be smart enough to get it.
2. Can't fix Stupid.
3. Sure the white T shirt goes under the Orange Jump Suit after you're booked into Jail. They get that one right all the time.

Hope that helps you out!
 
Gator87;n65554 said:
to find out if they should wear a white or an orange shirt to the game Saturday to create the checkerboard effect. They are supposed to enter their seat number and it will tell them whether to wear white or orange.
A few things are wrong with this
1. Do they have the internet in Tennessee?
2. How are they going to know what seat they're in if they can't read
3. Do they know the difference between white and orange?


This is way too many instructions for you average Tennesse alumni or fan. Coloring inbetween the lines is difficult for them.
 
You're going to witness a massive fan base shift Saturday after we kick their ass yet again. Right now, for some reason, they're in love with their losing head coach and they think creating some silly ass checkerboard stadium is going to do something for them. The sudden realization among the UT masses that "hey, we've got another stiff as a head coach in Butch Jones" will be hilarious to behold.
 
The Original DC;n65695 said:
You're going to witness a massive fan base shift Saturday after we kick their ass yet again. Right now, for some reason, they're in love with their losing head coach and they think creating some silly ass checkerboard stadium is going to do something for them. The sudden realization among the UT masses that "hey, we've got another stiff as a head coach in Butch Jones" will be hilarious to behold.

:pumper: You mean like we kicked Kentucky's? The idea that Saturday's game may result in a fan revolt for the losing team is rational. Thinking the coach on the verge of losing his fan base is Butch Jones is crazy.
 
Somebody ought to hack their sight and declare the game will be a "blue out". They may just be dumb enough to fall for it. It'd be funny as hell to have a stadium full of Tenn. fans wearing blue.
 
TheDouglas78;n65653 said:
This is way too many instructions for you average Tennesse alumni or fan. Coloring inbetween the lines is difficult for them.

While I dislike UT fans as much as anybody, I can assure you that they have Internet here (after all I am posting), almost everyone can read and follow simple instructions.
 
VulcanAlex;n65755 said:
While I dislike UT fans as much as anybody, I can assure you that they have Internet here (after all I am posting), almost everyone can read and follow simple instructions.


Vulcan you are not the average UT alumn or UT fan.
 
 

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