The Gatorchatter New Year’s Resolution Thread

[BNAG8R]

Now is the time for reflection on the year just completed, and look to the future and explore and commit to ways that will make the upcoming year better, gatorchatter-style. My GC new year’s resolutions:

I resolve to treat my liver with more respect and consideration.

I resolve to use the following offensive phrases/terms more judiciously: retard, douchenozzzle, cumguzzler, wanker, Swonkey, asshat, and f*cktard.

I resolve to being a positive influence in the politics forum, bringing peace and prosperity to a troubled land.

I resolve to post on Gatorchatter at times other than when taking a massive schit.

 

[bradgator2]

Resolutions are for losers

 

[NVGator]

Resolutions are for losers

I don't know what's worse, resolutions or self evaluation at work for your boss to just rewrite what you wrote?

 

[Zambo]

I resolve to stop banging your wife.

Whoops, so much for that one.

 

[Jbossgator8]

Bosstard

 

[gator1946]

I resolve to get out of this fing cave. Vaccine scheduled on the 12th.

I'll let you know if I die from it.

 

[cover2]

I’m 60 years old and never done it. This year is the year...

 

[Blonde Gator]

I made no resolutions this year, but did give Mr. BG his {resolutions}. Anyone need help w/stupid resolutions?

 

[crosscreekcooter]

I’m 60 years old and never done it. This year is the year...

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Yikes. Maybe just trim it into a landing strip. If Momma Cover likes to crochet, maybe she can fashion you a pair of socks.

 

[MJMGator]

Now is the time for reflection on the year just completed, and look to the future and explore and commit to ways that will make the upcoming year better, gatorchatter-style. My GC new year’s resolutions:

I resolve to treat my liver with more respect and consideration.

I resolve to use the following offensive phrases/terms more judiciously: retard, douchenozzzle, cumguzzler, wanker, Swonkey, asshat, and f*cktard.

I resolve to being a positive influence in the politics forum, bringing peace and prosperity to a troubled land.

I resolve to post on Gatorchatter at times other than when taking a massive schit.

Tard

 

[Bernardo de la Paz]

I resolve to treat my liver with more respect and consideration.

 

[Detroitgator]

In 2021, I resolve to not objectify the women in Doc Z's thread..

From now on, I will no longer think, "I would hit IT," or "I would bang THAT into next Thursday"... from now on, I will use words like "her" instead of "it" or "that." I was wrong to do so in the past and I don't think it set a very good example for my sons.

PS - the sign language girl would get it.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I’m 60 years old and never done it. This year is the year...

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I resolve to stop banging your wife.

Whoops, so much for that one.

Feching hoar.

Not that big of a deal though. She says you dont even touch the sides and are done in seconds.

 

[Swamp Donkey]

I resolve to use the following offensive phrases/terms more judiciously:, cumguzzler, wanker,.

Nay, says I.

Cumguzzler and wanker needs much more usage.