The Muschamp Effect

[TLB]

SEC surprises thus far

Five weeks into the season, here’s what we have in Auburn: a 3-2 football team (0-2 in SEC play):

• The 109th-ranked offense in the nation (5.3 yards per play).
• The 92nd-ranked defense in the nation (5.6 yards per play).
• A program that just dismissed its best offensive weapon (wide receiver Duke Williams, a clubhouse cancer who attempted to reenact a scene from “Roadhouse” on Saturday night).
• A quarterback situation that’s such a mess head coach Gus Malzahn refuses to name one going into this week (a bye).

Those numbers look eerily familiar.

 

[ItsDookie87]

I wish he would have gone to FSU, I had some FSU buddies that were really pushing for him to get the DC gig there. It freaked them out when I would agree with them and begged them to hire him. They thought he would take their team to another level....idiots lol. Their team still sucks but they're happy it didn't work out. I thought for sure he would want to go work with his house buddy Jimbo.

 

[TLB]

In fairness, their team would be at a whole 'nother level.

:noles:

 

[rogdochar]

Shouldn't this thread title "The Muschamp Defect" = double entendre also.

 

[aka]

Typhoid Will.